Mark Corrigan I'd seriously love to really really bang her, although if it was a choice between that and a drive in a Ferrari Testarossa - phew that would be a close call!
Mark Corrigan I just called up to say hi and then...Then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like... I like you. I mean, not that. But anyway... I noticed that the paper in the photocopier is running a bit low so... I know it's not really your job but... You know, so... see you tomorrow
Mark Corrigan People like him should wear stickers; they've got them for their cars. Oh, yeah, great idea, Adolf.
Mark Corrigan I don't want sweet punani action; I want to take your bishop and grind you down!
Mark Corrigan MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! hope you all have at least a cubit of snow in your area wherever you are...HO HO HO...XXX
Mark Corrigan JLB Credit, fuck off please!
Mark Corrigan You do realise it's me you're talking to, not some Italian builder
Mark Corrigan I've shot you Jeff. With a bullet made of Scottish finance regulations
Mark Corrigan Good old unfriendly Mr. Patel. Never says a word whether you're buying corn flakes, fabric softener... or gay porn
Mark Corrigan Sure, an orgy sounds great, but you're basically just multiplying the number of people you're not going to be able to look in the eye afterwards
Mark Corrigan Why are they being so nice? Maybe they've had a big chat about me and they're suddenly realised I was right about North Korea, I was right about the European Constitution, and by God I think I'm right about the congestion charge!
Mark Corrigan Looking at porn is like lying to Parliament. It used to be wrong but now it's all a big laugh
Mark Corrigan I feel guilty about everything, from the pollution caused by Chinese industrialisation to not wearing some pairs of boxers as much as others. I'm sorry, stripey blue - you're just too tight
Mark Corrigan Oh God, the first fianceé challenge and I've got a gun. An actual gun. It's OK, it's perfectly normal, this is the country. This is what farmers do. They go around shooting crows, and trespassers, and eventually, because of the EU, themselves
