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- THE DAY IN TWEETS: 4:59pm Jul 3
- THE DAY IN TWEETS: 4:59pm Jul 2
- THE DAY IN TWEETS: 4:59pm Jul 1


“parang” can be a verb, right? like, ‘i’m going to parang the shit out of you with my parang.’ # @PFTompkins so what we rubes here in america refer to as a dagwood bumstead triple-decker is called a Sando Sando...


@BrianReed what are you, trying to muscle in on my action? in reply to BrianReed # wow, drudge is going with an “obama eveil eye” lede? must mean there’s a Senator Al Franken in the world now. Hurrah! # i might have dreamed about a SCHINDLER’S LIST alternate ending last night, yes...


this budd boetticher documentary is making me want to blow off working and just watch old budd boetticher movies. # Hi, I’m Cary Grant and this is my roommate Randolph Scott. Up for some tennis? Have our pool boy Peter Bogdanovich fetch you a fresh ascot. # Fresh ascot? Fresh ascot...


“All they can do is fire you or shoot you– and that happens to everybody.” Budd Boetticher # vince has slapchopped his way into the totem phase # Look at the screen. That is Ron Popiel’s “Showtime Rotisserie”. Do you see? Do you see? # you think this piece of shit is stupid NOW...


I want the news about her to be untrue # “And Suzuki, on those delicate feet, scores…” God bless you and keep you safe, Vin Scully # @hanqduong are you in the all-you-care-to-eat pavilion? in reply to hanqduong # i have only seen five minutes of some a random MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E. episode...


GET OUT OF MY HEAD THE TING TINGS I HAVE TO SLEEP # @PFTompkins sometimes my lenses stay just above graphite; this makes one look like the sort of chap that has a crown royal bag full of dice. in reply to PFTompkins # oh strange man from another place...


Phillip Kirby I enjoy your writing. my favorite of yours was your work on Immortal iron fist. I know you left for greener pastures it was extremely entertaining.


you know what? fuck it, hollywood. You’re ALL nominees! # i love ending calls with editors “oh, goddammit, you son of a bitch” and hanging up # oh, hey, this has been my fulltime job for three years now. wow...


Michael Baker Lovin' your Uncanny, Iron Fist was fantastic and you are Awesome! You totally turned my frown upside down at the Toronto FanExpo last year. After a really disappointing meeting with an artist I really liked you were gracious, witty and a pleasure to chat with. Thanks for making my first Con memorable! Michael.


via booksteveslibrary: when stan met tezuka http://tinyurl.com/lj8txp # really, computers? really? TODAY is the day you conspire to launch your robot uprising against me? # Sanford is to Ensign what Sharks were to Gary Condit. Holy cats. # wow, THAT lost me a follower? who’d i offend...


those giant publisher’s clearing house checks came straight out of ed mcmahon’s own personal giant check book. he was just that classy. # @McKelvie do you mean hard as in ‘difficult,’ or hard as in “in the chip way”...


To make sure we understood HL wanted a hot dog, he said it again LOUDER and slooooower. Then asked for a cup of coffee. # My god this boy might be a competative eater # SUPERMAN VS. MUHAMMAD ALI, you have to wait...


You’re just another d-bag with a time machine # Xpanel now with me and chesterfestington bestingham Cebulski # Goodnight heroescon. You were as always awesome. Hello dead dog. # @theisb just mailed some e-poops into my mailsbox


Bryant Dilda Thanks for attending the HeroesCon and signing my book. It was my first Con, and I was real impressed.


Walter Richardson, today is the day you let the dream die. # Did my best to explain FINAL CRISIS to Superman and Lex Luthor #heroescon #finalcrisisisamisunderstoodmasterpiece # Australian Embassy accepting injured No...


Banksy on the streets of Iran http://twitpic.com/7m7ce/full # You know who keeps it real? @dharbin keeps it real # The desert turned to mud it seemed that everybody heard #


George Cox Thanks again for being so cool at HeroesCon and letting me bug you a few times. Also, your X-Men panel with Cebulski was great, as were the others.


Chris Adams Hey man. Thanks for all of the autographs at Heroescon. Your panels were awesome and you had the best attitude there. After this weekend there is no doubt you are my favorite writer out there. Thanks for the Cassanova 1-7 also. Keep writing the good stuff, and I will keep buying.


is there any chance that intelligent life out there might, somehow, stumble across a signal of DAISY OF LOVE? if so? we’re super-doomed...


Tim I don't normally say or do anything that could construed as obsequious or fanboyish, but I gotta say how much I'm looking forward to this week's Iron Man. Going back to the mid-80's armor means going back to one of my abiding fascinations as a kid. I'd pour over the panels that dealt with the armor. What makes me so excited, though, is that it isn't a cheap gimmick--it just makes sense in terms of the story's direction. Good work.


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a boat so big it has its own submarine # Henry you are totally harshing my boner for sleep # um. # should we have heard by now? god dammit, why isn’t this guy as ridiculously impulsive as we are? er– were. as we were. # @GeoffJohns0 Congrats, man...


congrats, genius– you’ve really assembled the travelling wilburys of colossal shitheads over there...


@JHickman hey, roger moore called, he said he sucks and you’re an idiot. in reply to JHickman # @JHickman You are higher than roger moore’s pants...


Shocked, SHOCKED I am to discover the biggest douche in the universe is still a douche # happy bday @MikeDoughtyYeah! # why is today happening? # “permission to go AWOL?” #


@dustinharbin YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THIS IF THEY ASK YOU in reply to dustinharbin # these antibiotics taste like grapefruit, batteries, and the chalky death of human hope # i woke up thinking about RIVER’S EDGE # @BrianReed there’s a font you need to delete...


@sethhurley “soc”…! in reply to sethhurley # So Skynet took over the Bad Company factory after the Nuge took off, h


Kel found the gun # Gun retrieved by cops. It was in the bush where henry throws his elephants. # This never happens to Young MC...












Matt Fraction