Megatron

Megatron What kind of couch defines me as a mechanical being?

March 12, 2008 at 7:31pm · Report
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Megatron Ack. Just swallowed a bug. How the hell did that happen?

March 5, 2008 at 6:52am · Report
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Megatron Megatron needs an AppleTV... NOW!

March 3, 2008 at 7:25pm · Report
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Megatron Soundwave better get his act together. If I hear another Dido song I'm seriously going to lose it...

March 1, 2008 at 8:27pm · Report
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Megatron On the downside, the domain name "whatwouldmegatrondo.com" is already taken but on an up note, I have an advice olumn I never knew about...

"DEAR MEGATRON: I am 21 and have been going out with an older man (17 years older) I’ll call 'Sherman' for about a year. He and I are having a baby together in three months..."

February 27, 2008 at 10:46am · Report
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Mental Note
Next time I disappear for month on end, get someone to feed the cat.
February 26, 2008 at 5:31pm
Kenneth Tan
Kenneth Tan
Megatron,go kill cy-kill cos HE SUCKS!!!!!
July 9, 2009 at 8:21pm
Chris Malley
Chris Malley
no need to worry mighty Megatron! i will feed the cat!
December 9, 2009 at 2:50am
Megatron

Megatron Nothing can go wrong with my 4 Step plan:
1. Destroy Autobots
2. Convert earth to energon
3. Build a "Ultimate Weapon
4. Relax, eat tacos

Its soo simple!

February 26, 2008 at 5:30pm · Report
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Megatron Power flows to the one who knows how. Desire alone is not enough.

... which means my iPhone is pointless...

February 21, 2008 at 8:33am · Report
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Megatron I see incompetence breeds even more incompetence.

February 19, 2008 at 1:52pm · Report