My 25 Percent

Yours Truly works in a large international software corporation as a programmer. He draws My 25 Percent whenever he can find the time, mostly on nights and weekends.

Helga has successfully implemented the One True Process in CRAP. Now CRAP employees face the consequences.So is Java truly dead? I'll let you decide:Is Java Dead? vs. Is Your Brain Dead?Java is dead (but you'll learn to love it) vs. Only Narrow-Minded Programmers Think That Java is Dead

In previous episodes, Helga was re-instated as the new Director of QA, with the purpose of implementing The One True Process in the development group. Today, the propaganda begins.

"With each new processes comes new bureaucracy." With The One True Process, comes a LOT of new bureaucracy.And if you had a doubt, Wikipedia's article moderation process is far, far more bureaucratic...Further ...

Yours Truly works in a large international software corporation as a programmer. He draws My 25 Percent whenever he can find the time, mostly on nights and weekends.

C.R.A.P's software quality is deteriorating rapidly. Herman, the CEO, summons a board meeting and declares a blitzkrieg on software bugs!To be continued...

The Kübler-Ross model describes 5 stages that every person goes through when dealing with grief and tragedy. Now, My 25 Percent presents a new, revised model describing the 8 stages that a software developer goes through when asked to develop a new feature.

We all heard about the five stages of grief as defined by the Kübler-Ross model. Now, My 25 Percent presents the new, revised model describing the eight stages that a software developer goes through when asked to develop a new feature.

It seems that every day now, terrorists release video messages directed at the American people, in which they threaten to attack the U.S. homeland, or at the least serve rotten Kebab in NJ Middle-Eastern restaurants. ...

Swine flu craze hits the office, and CRAP employees start taking precautions.My 25 Percent is taking a short mid-season break. See you back in a few weeks!Yours Truly

Yours Truly works in a large international software corporation as a programmer. He draws My 25 Percent whenever he can find the time, mostly on nights and weekends.

Yours Truly works in a large international software corporation as a programmer. He draws My 25 Percent whenever he can find the time, mostly on nights and weekends.

Last time I realized that my colleagues and managers treat me like a servant. This time I discover why.Conclusion: if you walk like a turkey and gobble like a turkey, don't be surprised to find yourself served on Thanksgiving.