How I Became A Famous Novelist

In honor the fake New York Times Bestseller list in the book and, well, on the New York Times Papercuts blog, we’re asking people to make up their own titles! Add your own to the wall and tell your friends! Especially those that are prone to buying multiple copies of books. ...

Pete Tarslaw figured out how to write the bestsellingist bestseller of all time. Here's his story.

What Pete Tarslaw wants is simple enough:

FAME—Realistic amount. Enough to open new avenues of sexual opportunity. Personal assistant to read mail, grocery shop, etc.
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helytimes: @believermag Thanks for ruining my feed, which I can no longer use as an honest journal for self-reflection.