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The Soul Storage Company So have you seen Cold Souls yet, the movie based on our little company??? It's playing in select cities now. Head on over to the Cold Souls Facebook profile and enter the caption contest to win a poster signed by Paul Giamatti! Follow the link below....

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The Soul Storage Company Due to overwhelming demand, we're extending the Signed Soul Extractor Design Sketch contest by another 2 weeks. The contest now ends on August 28th. All you have to do enter is post a link to the Soul Storage profile on your Wall and send us a screen grab. Read details at http://bit.ly/MfOkW

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The Soul Storage Company Would you rather rent the soul of Bill Pullman or Bill Paxton? Discuss….

The Soul Storage Company Tuesday Factoid:The world’s largest extracted soul weighed in at 37lbs and fills 3 separate containers. Oddly, it was from a 95lb woman.

The Soul Storage Company It’s never too early to start your holiday shopping. Soul Storage gift cards come in both blue/white or red/green. Shalom, Santa!

The Soul Storage Company We're here to unburden your soul so we’ve changed the rules for our current Soul Extractor sketch contest to make it even easier for you to win! Read below!











