The Soul Storage Company
Is your life weighing you down? Lighten up! If your soul is keeping you from finding the happiness you deserve, there is an easy, painless and safe solution. Remove it, store it, and walk away a happier person.
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New York, NY, 10044
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http://thesoulstoragecompany.com/
Mon - Fri:
9:00 am - 6:00 pm
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The Soul Storage Company

The Soul Storage Company Can’t keep a poker face at the table? Call us today and watch your winnings soar!

August 25 at 8:48am via Selective Twitter Status
Lorna Betty
Lorna Betty
Astrospace engineering for Soul Storage.
August 25 at 10:47am
Christy Webster Foltz
Christy Webster Foltz
The Fine Print: Not for children under the age of 3. Signs of an allergic or bad reaction include vomiting, diarrhea, rash, swelling, abdominal pain, cough, crankiness, excessive gas, hives, itching, runny nose, shortness of breath, stomach bloating, and wheezing. Some dismemberment may occur. The information within this page is provided "as is". ... See MoreNo warranty is expressed or implied to the fullest extent permissible by applicable law. 0% APR financing up to 60 months available to qualified buyers. Do not attempt to combine your Ultra Mega Warrior with your cat to make Ultra Mega Cat Warrior. Tell your doctor about any medicines you are taking. Don't read this page if you take nitrates, often prescribed for chest pain, as this may cause a sudden, unsafe drop in blood pressure. Some assimilation required. Resistance is futile.
August 25 at 11:51am
The Soul Storage Company

The Soul Storage Company The first rule of The Soul Storage Company is that you must tell all your friends about The Soul Storage Company

August 21 at 2:22pm via Selective Twitter Status
Sarah Wenig
Sarah Wenig
Sorry. Soul in Storage. Friendships on Hold. Check Back Later.
August 21 at 3:38pm
The Soul Storage Company

The Soul Storage Company Wanna be on a reality show? Make sure you call us first!

August 20 at 8:32am via Selective Twitter Status
Celina
Celina
Does it have to do with having your soul extracted?
August 20 at 9:37am
Mark Polo
Mark Polo
whose SOUL will I win?
August 20 at 4:05pm
The Soul Storage Company

The Soul Storage Company So have you seen Cold Souls yet, the movie based on our little company??? It's playing in select cities now. Head on over to the Cold Souls Facebook profile and enter the caption contest to win a poster signed by Paul Giamatti! Follow the link below....

Laura Weiss Lyngaas
Laura Weiss Lyngaas
I think you should write your own script.
August 18 at 9:28pm
Cindy Jurney-Heath
Cindy Jurney-Heath
Wait a minute here....will the camera add 5 pounds to my soul??
August 20 at 6:13am
The Soul Storage Company
August 18 at 8:22am via Selective Twitter Status
Matthew Current
August 18 at 12:23pm
Laura Weiss Lyngaas
Laura Weiss Lyngaas
Blasphemy and Brilliance walk hand in hand. (Say is this movie even written yet?)
August 18 at 12:48pm
The Soul Storage Company

The Soul Storage Company August is hard for people in therapy. Don’t fret if your doctor is on vacation. Try extracting your soul for real results.

August 16 at 8:02am via Selective Twitter Status
Sarah Wenig
Sarah Wenig
My shrink would've taken my soul along with her if she were able. She thought that the atmosphere of self importance and entitlement on the Vinyard would have done my self depracating soul good.
August 16 at 10:56am
Nancy Obern
Nancy Obern
Can I visit my soul if I miss it?
August 16 at 1:31pm
The Soul Storage Company

The Soul Storage Company Still unclear on how The Soul Storage Company can change your life? Watch our introductory video right now! http://bit.ly/AGX5S

August 14 at 7:03am via Selective Twitter Status
The Soul Storage Company

The Soul Storage Company Due to overwhelming demand, we're extending the Signed Soul Extractor Design Sketch contest by another 2 weeks. The contest now ends on August 28th. All you have to do enter is post a link to the Soul Storage profile on your Wall and send us a screen grab. Read details at http://bit.ly/MfOkW

August 13 at 7:59am
The Soul Storage Company

The Soul Storage Company Don’t live in the New York City area? Take a virtual office tour of our facilities and see what you’re missing! http://www.bit.ly/bOy5U

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Jonathan
Jonathan
besides my soul?
August 12 at 9:04pm
Michael L. Pierich
Michael L. Pierich
When will franchises be available? I have some space under the sink and I can kick my son out of the house if I need another room. What're we talkin' ballpark here to get started?
August 13 at 3:54am
The Soul Storage Company

The Soul Storage Company Provide documentation that you have been unemployed for 3+ months and receive 50% off any service! First-time customers only.

August 12 at 5:58am via Selective Twitter Status
Jim
Jim
Sorry--misread--too much coffee--so this is an offer for discount soul music, CD's and such?
August 12 at 10:27am
The Soul Storage Company

The Soul Storage Company Would you rather rent the soul of Bill Pullman or Bill Paxton? Discuss….

August 11 at 9:18am via Selective Twitter Status
Dominique Tate
Dominique Tate
Bill Paxton seems a bit more gritty than Pullman, but who knows
August 12 at 12:10pm
The Soul Storage Company

The Soul Storage Company Tuesday Factoid:The world’s largest extracted soul weighed in at 37lbs and fills 3 separate containers. Oddly, it was from a 95lb woman.

August 11 at 7:02am via Selective Twitter Status
Kim Wiltberger
Kim Wiltberger
If the soul has no mass, how can it have weight? Or size for that matter? How can it be stored and frozen? If it is stored and frozen, then it cannot move on to the next plane of existence...if it can be stored and frozen, then how is it thawed and transplanted?
August 11 at 12:10pm
The Soul Storage Company

The Soul Storage Company It’s never too early to start your holiday shopping. Soul Storage gift cards come in both blue/white or red/green. Shalom, Santa!

August 10 at 3:12pm via Selective Twitter Status
Sherry Fruge
Sherry Fruge
I'll take 2 of each :b
August 11 at 6:26am
Jack Vaughan
Jack Vaughan
You gonna branch out into soul cakes? That was a song by Peter, Paul, and Ethyl.
August 11 at 12:47pm
The Soul Storage Company

The Soul Storage Company We're here to unburden your soul so we’ve changed the rules for our current Soul Extractor sketch contest to make it even easier for you to win! Read below!

August 10 at 8:39am
The Soul Storage Company

The Soul Storage Company Would you rather rent the soul of Al Pacino or Robert DeNiro? Discuss….

August 10 at 7:50am via Selective Twitter Status