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Nick Aluotto

Nick Aluotto ‎8 pm tomorrow @Walters on Washington. John Tole is plowing ahead early tomorrow so listen for him on the Outlaw Dave show.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Rt1VicF5-0

Dean Martin - Houston
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Dean Martin on TV, singing and covering his mouth with a harmonica through "Houston".
Yesterday at 10:47am · Comment ·
Nick Aluotto

Nick Aluotto If the Mayans were so good at predicting the future how come there are no friggen Mayans?

August 30 at 5:38pm · Comment ·
  • Will Pritchard, Ethan Moore and 2 others like this.
    • Will Pritchard Well it could be because they ran out of people by SACRIFICING them all to the sun or VIAGRA god.
      Wednesday at 10:07pm ·
    • Will Pritchard of course I'm no scolar just a student of history both ancient and current. But it seems like logic you kill all the virgins you run out of people....OOOOPS!
      Wednesday at 10:10pm ·
Nick Aluotto

Nick Aluotto I quit being a punk rocker because I wanted to be different.

August 30 at 10:37am via Facebook for iPhone · Comment ·
Nick Aluotto

Nick Aluotto I don't want my son to become a comedian so I bought him writers blocks.

August 27 at 12:05pm · Comment ·
Nick Aluotto

Nick Aluotto I'll be getting dirty at 11:30 at the Addison Improv this Saturday.

August 26 at 5:51pm via Facebook for iPhone · Comment ·
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    • Nick Aluotto Had a great time.
      August 29 at 4:33pm ·
    • Comedian Repo Addison is a fun place ta hit tha stage arlington improv is purty good too
      August 29 at 4:35pm ·
Nick Aluotto

Nick Aluotto For advance tickets for Ron Shock,Call 512-619-5386

August 23 at 11:45am · Comment ·
Nick Aluotto

Nick Aluotto My sister & law thought "frontage road" is a real road. Love ya Laurie.

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August 21 at 8:16pm · Comment ·
    • Mayra Alexandra You mean, sister in law or your sister and the law?
      August 22 at 2:58pm ·
    • Nick Aluotto sister in law. good point.
      August 22 at 3:05pm ·
Nick Aluotto

Nick Aluotto Doesn't "The Boobie Trap" sound like the perfect name for a titty bar?

July 30 at 9:03pm · Comment ·
Nick Aluotto

Nick Aluotto ‎"Don't Heckle Me Comedy Tour" joined with the music of PC DEATH SQUAD! Sept 2nd at Walters on Washington. Doors open at 8pm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qfoDz5Yqzw

PC Deathsquad-Hella Sick
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Second video from the thrash masters of igno. www.pcdeathsquad.com
July 30 at 4:32pm · Comment ·
    Nick Aluotto

    Nick Aluotto Recently a Hypnotist has been hounding me to book him at my little comedy room. I told him him we book stand up comedy exclusively. I quickly ended the conversation because I became afraid that he would hypnotize me and I would start booking shitty comedy.

    July 27 at 8:24am · Comment ·
    Nick Aluotto

    Nick Aluotto I woke up and my wife was scratching my back...She was using a rusty knife.

    July 25 at 10:28pm via Facebook for iPhone · Comment ·
    Nick Aluotto

    Nick Aluotto I think the world is going to get worst and worst unless HBO brings back Deadwood and Carnival & Rome. That's why shit is so fucked up! It's been unbalanced ever since.

    July 23 at 1:23pm via Facebook for iPhone · Comment ·
      • Nick Aluotto Ok, it's a far stretch to say the world is fucked over a cancelled tv show. However not a day goes by that I don't wonder about those 3 kick ass shows.
        July 23 at 8:43pm ·
      • Ethan Moore Sarah, the world is getting Worcestershire sauced?
        July 24 at 12:26am ·
    Nick Aluotto

    Nick Aluotto When a redneck counts sheep to go to sleep is that considered free porn?

    July 22 at 2:42pm · Comment ·
    Nick Aluotto

    Nick Aluotto I got invited to sweat with Native Americans. It's called Alcoholics Anonymous.

    July 21 at 1:22am via Facebook for iPhone · Comment ·
    Nick Aluotto

    Nick Aluotto White people, stop remaking American Pie.
    Black people, stop remaking Barbershop.
    Latino people, make something.

    July 19 at 10:07pm via Facebook for iPhone · Comment ·