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Affiliation:: Founder and spiritual head of Nigel-Nation. Canada's Asparagus Ambassador for 2008-2009. Honorary Patron of the 2009 Tufty Toes Competition.

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Claire Desjardins Just read your latest update... Stirring, to be sure. I'm emotionally exhausted from it, so think I'll retire for the evening, opting for some alone time so that I may gather my senses. Vegas... so... very... Vegan....

June 29 at 7:55pm · Report

Nigel Bastable is deeply saddened by the death of his dear friend and fan, Michael Jackson.

June 27 at 6:53pm

Nigel Bastable has expectations!!!!

June 26 at 1:39pm

Linda at 3:23pm June 26

And as he should. The higher, the better.

Nigel Bastable is exceedingly annoyed that he can't have a facebook user name until he has 1000 fans. He is hoping no one else takes "Prince Nigel the First, Founder and Spiritual Leader of Nigel-Nation."

June 19 at 2:22pm

Nigel Bastable at 1:39pm June 26

Precisely!

Nigel Bastable is pre-occupied with ambassadorial duties promoting asparagus. Watch for him at your local farmers markets. He's the one in the stretch Hummer.

June 10 at 12:24pm

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Nigel Bastable is pleased that the season finale of "Law and Order: Special Victims Unit" is entitled "Zebras," even though they are just trying to ride on his coat-tails and increase their viewership with Nigel-Nation linkages.

June 2 at 9:15am

Nigel Bastable at 1:39pm June 3

There was very little about zebras in the show. Very disappointing. I shall be speaking to the producer's boss. He definitely should not get a bonus this year.

Nigel Bastable at 7:53am June 5

Well if you don't make the extra effort, what sort of fan are you? My dear friend Lucinda W. often says that to me when talking about her fanbase. She feels that there are "some" who have not made a real commitment.

Nigel Bastable urges all fans not to believe any accusations in the media linked to the new diamond exhibit at Dynamic Earth in Sudbury. He says he did not try to steal any of the bling. He was just "looking" at it for "research purposes."

June 1 at 3:47pm

Nigel Bastable reminds everyone that it is asparagus season again, and urges all his devoted fans to buy in bulk and support those Canadian farmers, who have so generously paid a handsome fee for him to be Canada's Asparagus Ambassador 2008-2009.

May 20 at 10:24am

Nigel Scotchmer Do you do endorsements? Canada has a national flower, national animal, etc., but not a national stalk. We would like you to endorse rhubarb as Canada's National Stalk. It is about time!

May 20 at 9:19am · Report

Nigel Bastable at 10:21am May 20

A timely comment from my well-named correspondent about the sad lack of a National Stalk in Canada. A national disgrace is what I would call it! I would leap on the rhubarb bandwagon if not for my contractual ties to the asparagus industry. Just out of curiosity what would the rhubarb farmers be offering for My Excellency's endorsement?

Nigel Bastable is well pleased to have been awarded the illusive five-star rating for his fan page. Well done to all my loyal fans.

May 19 at 11:15am

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Nigel Bastable at 6:16pm May 19

It's all in the metrics. I'm too busy to study the charts. My Administrator handles all that stuff and is instructed to only tell me the highlights. She says five stars shows that my fan base is fully engaged, as they should be, with all my important pronouncements.

Nigel Bastable at 6:52pm May 19

I meant elusive, but The Administrator was rushing off to golf and did not check her spelling of the note I dictated to her.

Nigel Bastable is preparing for his multi-city speaking tour and looking forward to seeing the "Big Nickel." -- not to be confused with "Big Nick."

May 14 at 6:04am

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Claire likes this.

Nigel Bastable is having a grand time at the Governor General's Gala. Guest of honour, of course!

May 9 at 5:00pm

Nigel Bastable at 5:37am May 21

Note from Administrator: No fear of that, whatsoever. It was a pre-existing condition. In his genetic code.

Nigel Bastable wishes devoted fan Claire D a very happy birthday, and hopes that it does not distract her from getting his new Montreal digs decorated in an appropriate manner (Jungle Room at Graceland would be most pleasing).

May 3 at 2:18pm

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Nigel Bastable at 7:27pm May 3

Yes, it all boils down to priorities. You'll have another birthday in 366 days anyway.

Nigel Bastable is taking a well-deserved break in a secret location.

April 22 at 7:19pm

Nigel Bastable feels that his presence in Memphis has brought much joy and illumination to its citizenry, but is quite worn out by the demands on his time.

April 13 at 10:04am

Linda Ham I just realized, in my haste to make up my oversight to our fearless leader, that I said "hgappy belated". I was stumbling over myself and devotely apologize. That should have read "Happy Birthday, dear Leader".

April 9 at 8:46pm · Report

Linda Ham Nigel - hgappy belated Birthday. You must forgive me; there was another celebration in another lesser Nation; Nunavut also celebrated its birthday on your day. I'm afraid the festivities up in the North drove other equally important things from my mind on that day.

April 9 at 8:44pm · Report

Claire Desjardins Nigel--Happy belated birthday to you!!! We thought you were sensitive about the passing of such milestones, so did not dare mention it on said day... although you were (and always are) very near and dear to our hearts on April 1st. Thank you for being you, and ensuring a stellar Nigel Nation at all times.
-Your devoted fans, Claire & Pixel.

April 7 at 2:30am · Report

Nigel Bastable is glad that the 2009 Tufty Toes Competition is over. Now he can focus on his trip to Graceland.

April 6 at 7:06pm

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Claire Desjardins Just read your latest update... Stirring, to be sure. I'm emotionally exhausted from it, so think I'll retire for the evening, opting for some alone time so that I may gather my senses. Vegas... so... very... Vegan....

Nigel Bastable is deeply saddened by the death of his dear friend and fan, Michael Jackson.

Nigel Bastable has expectations!!!!

Nigel Bastable is exceedingly annoyed that he can't have a facebook user name until he has 1000 fans. He is hoping no one else takes "Prince Nigel the First, Founder and Spiritual Leader of Nigel-Nation."

Nigel Bastable is pre-occupied with ambassadorial duties promoting asparagus. Watch for him at your local farmers markets. He's the one in the stretch Hummer.

Nigel Bastable is pleased that the season finale of "Law and Order: Special Victims Unit" is entitled "Zebras," even though they are just trying to ride on his coat-tails and increase their viewership with Nigel-Nation linkages.

Nigel Bastable urges all fans not to believe any accusations in the media linked to the new diamond exhibit at Dynamic Earth in Sudbury. He says he did not try to steal any of the bling. He was just "looking" at it for "research purposes."

Nigel Bastable reminds everyone that it is asparagus season again, and urges all his devoted fans to buy in bulk and support those Canadian farmers, who have so generously paid a handsome fee for him to be Canada's Asparagus Ambassador 2008-2009.

Nigel Scotchmer Do you do endorsements? Canada has a national flower, national animal, etc., but not a national stalk. We would like you to endorse rhubarb as Canada's National Stalk. It is about time!

Nigel Bastable is well pleased to have been awarded the illusive five-star rating for his fan page. Well done to all my loyal fans.

Nigel Bastable is preparing for his multi-city speaking tour and looking forward to seeing the "Big Nickel." -- not to be confused with "Big Nick."

Nigel Bastable is having a grand time at the Governor General's Gala. Guest of honour, of course!

Nigel Bastable wishes devoted fan Claire D a very happy birthday, and hopes that it does not distract her from getting his new Montreal digs decorated in an appropriate manner (Jungle Room at Graceland would be most pleasing).

Nigel Bastable is taking a well-deserved break in a secret location.

Nigel Bastable feels that his presence in Memphis has brought much joy and illumination to its citizenry, but is quite worn out by the demands on his time.

Linda Ham I just realized, in my haste to make up my oversight to our fearless leader, that I said "hgappy belated". I was stumbling over myself and devotely apologize. That should have read "Happy Birthday, dear Leader".

Linda Ham Nigel - hgappy belated Birthday. You must forgive me; there was another celebration in another lesser Nation; Nunavut also celebrated its birthday on your day. I'm afraid the festivities up in the North drove other equally important things from my mind on that day.

Nigel Bastable is glad that the 2009 Tufty Toes Competition is over. Now he can focus on his trip to Graceland.