
Nigel Bastable welcomes all his new fans!

Nigel Bastable wishes all his devoted fans a Happy Hallowe'en.

Nigel Bastable thinks a trip to South America would be useful, if proper arrangements could be made.

Nigel Bastable graciously hosted Claire's "Went Away" party and as a special token of his esteem named her Nigel-Nation's Consul General for the City of Montreal. He expects that many state events will be held there in his honour, as a result.

Nigel Bastable is on mission until October 16, 2009. For any emergencies, please contact my Administrator, who will no doubt not know what to do.

Nigel Bastable is pleased to see his good friend Guy L having such a nice time at the space station. Having been there recently himself on "business," he can really recommend space tourism for anyone with a spare $50 million. They're a bit stingy with the champagne, though.

Nigel Bastable once again has had his hopes for a journey to France dashed, but remains in good spirits.

Nigel Bastable The new candy line. Should be very popular with the younger Nigel fans.

Nigel Bastable is well pleased with fan of the week, Claire D, and the arrangements she has made for his membership at a very exclusive Montreal club. He is looking forward to presiding over many events in its private dining room with the two-story wine cellar. He also has a new "lucky" number.

Nigel Bastable took advantage of the Administrator's absence to make some "adjustments" to his living quarters. Luxe, all the way.

Nigel Bastable is livid. His trip to Toronto never took place, because his sloppy Administrator left the limo bookings too late and all she could get was a stretch Toyota Corolla, which was totally unsuitable. His GTA fans were devastated, of course.

Nigel Bastable is off to Toronto to administer to his flock there -- a very needy group who will be overwhelmed by quality face-time with My Excellency. I shall try to squeeze in a casino visit as well for some "Me" time, which I wholeheartedly deserve.




















