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Ninja Sex Party Dear Sketchprov: We totally had our way with you tonight. Thanks for a delicious evening, and for electing us as your Round 1 victor. Can't wait to see you again at Round 2 this Friday at 8:30 at the PIT. Love, NSP. PS: You're welcome.

Ninja Sex Party Ninja Wisdom of the Week: Every woman in the world is beautiful! We do not understand why people don't realize this...

Ninja Sex Party Ninja Wisdom of the Week: Sixty percent of all motorists on the Brooklyn Queens Expressway are actually shaved monkeys on their way to a giant banana factory. It's the only possible explanation for their behavior.

Ninja Sex Party Did you ever wonder what it would sound like if 100 women had simultaneous orgasms? Come to our show and find out...

Ninja Sex Party We don't make music, we discover it inside ourselves. This is why we must be completely naked in order to write our songs. It does not, however, explain our many other instances of extreme public nudity.

Ninja Sex Party There is a fine line between being Japanese and being Jewish. The two guys you see wildly gyrating on that line while drinking mint juleps and giving high fives to passing bike messengers? That's Ninja Sex Party.

Ninja Sex Party Did you know that if you turn the lights out, look in your barthroom mirror, and say "Ninja Sex Party" out loud three times, Ninja Dan will appear and talk sexy to you? I mean, it's mostly because he was in your bathroom anyway, but doing all that other stuff sure couldn't hurt.

Ninja Sex Party "Everyone's always so scared about death, but I don't understand why. Worrying about death is like worrying about peeing in the shower. You know it's gonna happen, so why get all crazy about about it" -Robert Hamburger "The Official Ninja Handbook"

Ninja Sex Party Sometimes, when you close your eyes and drift off to a peaceful place in your mind, you can actually rise up to a new spiritual level of understanding. When you open your eyes again, you may see a black shape in front of you. That's a ninja...he's going
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