
Ninja I got a bath today. I'm really pretty pissed about it. So I ran around like crazy and rubbed my face on all the rugs!

Ninja My master says my next fan wins a prize!!!

Ryan Hayle Wow, you have your own phone too? You're the most amazing dog in the world! I love you! ♥

Ninja
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrr I'm pretty fiesty!

Ninja Walk faster!! There's a squirrel I need to have a chat with!

Ninja This shit is BISCUITS! B-I-S-C-U-I-T-S!!!

Ninja I like to woof it, woof it. Hey look, there goes a lemur! Is it King Julian?! Either way it is worth chasing!

Ninja Hey master! My hair is so long, when do I get to go to the doggy salon?

Ninja Hey! Thanks for leaving this beer on the floor for me where I can reach it!

Ninja Good morning! Lick. Let's snuggle! Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick.

Ninja Hey! I'm really cute! Watch me play with this toy, isn't that adorable? Tell me how cute I am!

Ninja Hey! I'm not ready to get out of bed! No, I don't want to eat breakfast yet! I haven't had my 12 hours of sleep!

Ninja I am taking time to stop and pee on the roses! You should, too!














