Nite Fite

Chocolate RainLet's get this one out of the way right now. Tay Zonday was toiling away in obscurity on YouTube until one of the internet's most infamous underground forums found his videos and gave him a big push into the limelight. It's not just the

Niko Anesti puts in his 2 cent beatdown on all of Youtube and gives his props to the dudes with Chops: Penalty and Lloyd! Rock on Niko! -Jeaux Janovsky, Nite Fighter

NiteFiters! Season One of Nite Fite has officially wrapped! On behalf of Dan Meth & Mark Vitelli, and all of us here at Channel Frederator, we wanted to thank you all for tuning into the first season of Nite Fite week after week. There's so many peo

NiteFiters! Season One of Nite Fite has officially wrapped! On behalf of Dan Meth & Mark Vitelli, and all of us here at Channel Frederator, we wanted to thank you all for tuning into the first season of Nite Fite week after week. There's so many

Chocolate RainLet's get this one out of the way right now. Tay Zonday was toiling away in obscurity on YouTube until one of the internet's most infamous underground forums found his videos and gave him a big push into the limelight. It's not just the

Niko Anesti puts in his 2 cent beatdown on all of Youtube and gives his props to the dudes with Chops: Penalty and Lloyd! Rock on Niko! -Jeaux Janovsky, Nite Fighter

I'm thinking we're going to need a better solution to this bottled water nonsense. The guys over at Lifehacker.com have a solution, install a reverse osmosis filter. Or, you could just contribute to the problem with a 45 Euro ($65 US) bottle of

Okay, so you bought a bottle of water in desperation. You're concerned about the environment, but sometimes there's no way to avoid buying bottled water. Instead of putting one more nail in the coffin of our dying planet earth, you can redeem yoursel

Who's that handsome looking young man? Oh yeah, that's me. See how you'd look through the years with Yearbook Yourself. I knew it was only a matter of time before those space aliens began a full on invasion. First the dinosaurs, now San Francisco.

Hey there, Nite Fiters. Last week's episode of Nite Fite raised some seious questions; the most important one being "Is Lloyd less intelligent than a child?" Nine-year old Teddy came out of nowhere and basically thrashed Lloyd with logic, ideas,

America, I want to be serious here when I say that I have some reservations about the internet. Among its many problems is that it lets people think that what they say matters. Yes, I've read what are called "comments" on Nite Fite's web home

This week on Nite Fite, we're talking dinosaurs. However, I am not going to get into the whole extinction issue here. Instead, I put together some of my favorite dino links from around the web(all links via delicious.com/popular/dinosaurs) 9 Reasons

Ok, let me break it down for you, Nite Fiters: Here's a little sequence of events that is bound to blow your mind. -Penalty and Lloyd fight each other. (winner: Penalty)

America is a country that needs to be constantly aware of foreign threats. And before you get on your elitist horse, I'm not just talking about threats from other countries, but from inside this country (automatic hybrid "cars"), from other dimen

We here at Nite Fite want to wish Morgan Freeman a speedy recovery from his terrible accident earlier this week. You are in our thoughts. Get Well Soon. -Terry

Can someone please explain this construction equipment-themed Theme Park to me? I am so confused right now. I am a true American. That is why I just ordered this hat. The best $19.95 I've ever spent. And finally, there are certain people who I

Morgan Freeman is the subject of this week's Nite Fite. In honor of that, we did some investigating and our own Jeaux Janovsky drew a picture of Morgan Freeman doing all the things he loves to do. Can you find all the things Morgan Freeman loves (acc

Ok, I'm gonna get real for a moment, Nite Fiters. Despite the enormous amount of attention "Nite Fite" is suddenly receiving, Penalty (that's me) will never change. You're all probably worried that Penalty is about to go Hollywood now that I'm fa

It seems like a good time for me, Lloyd, host of the now-nationally important news/information portal Nite Fite, to reflect on celebrity. Americans, for all their glory and greatness, are now slaves to celebrity worship. This is just another thin

Check out this cool Nite Fite Fan Art by viewers Ben Leon and Niko Anesti!!!

Back when TV was good, I was a big fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Joel Hodgson. Well, here's a pilot from Joel Hodgson that those lame TV executives failed to actually produce. I'm gonna warn you that the first two minutes of this video are

Penalty likes to read those brainy intellectual publications. What him worry?-Terry

On this week's episode of Nite Fite, Penalty and Lloyd debate stick shift vs. automatic transmission. So, instead of debating the pros and cons again here, I came up with a way to visually represent stick shift vs. automatic. Stick ShiftEtch A

I KNEW it. Aliens do exist and here's the proof from a real American astronaut. I don't know about you, but these ghost towns completely creep me out.via del.icio.us/popularSure, Penalty has an uncommon name - we can't all be so lucky to be Lloyds.

Frankly, Penalty, I'm insulted you refused to engage me when I was trying to debate you in traffic yesterday. Just because I was in full battle gear for my Combat Training Workout at the "Main Street Blood & Guts MMA Gym" doesn't mean you need to

Penalty and I grabbed some hot dogs at one of his favorite stands for a quick lunch today. Can you spot the station van? -Terry

Wow. It's been quite a week since we started broadcasting on the World Net. Apparently our viewership has increased by over 6500% overnight, which frankly I find a bit hard to believe. I've never trusted Computers; they are known to have errors a

Can someone please explain this to me? This nugget has inspired me to start screwing with people today. Also, I am a true American. Proof: 12 out of 12. Take that, America!

Hey guys! This is Terry the Producer. I just wanted to say thanks for all the kind words, press and love we’ve been getting across internet land. I know the big guys, Penalty and Lloyd, sure appreciate it too. Now’s the time to unleas