Noel Fielding Tried to cook a turkey in the dishwasher.
Noel Fielding I wonder what it would be like to be a kite?
Noel Fielding . I invented soil.
Noel Fielding Dragons rule! There needs to be more groups of appreciation.
Noel Fielding No means yes in grasshopper language.
Noel Fielding has been in space.
Noel Fielding Happy birthday to me.
Noel Fielding Vlad the Impaler.
Noel Fielding I'm a godparent, that's a great thing to be, a godfather. The child calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
Noel Fielding Can you be my happiness buddy? I want to see rainbows! And sunshine! And all that.
Noel Fielding The weird thing about Ricky is he has a really round head. That's why he wears a banana. Well odd.
Noel Fielding Ask the people of Camden. They know the truth.
Noel Fielding Today, I tasted the rainbow. By that, I mean a homeless man hit me in the face with a bag of Skittles for not giving him money.
