Not being on fire

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4 hours after becoming a fan of "Not being on Fire" I almost lost my house to a fire. My head hurts,my eyes are burning and I am puking from the smoke inhalation.... Not to mention my clothes are a bit singed! Dryer went up in flames. Got it out without the Fire Dept's help. Wasn't waitin for them. Can I blame this site?
Had myself trapped in the laundry room for a bit.....

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THIS ACTUALLY WORKS:01) SAY YOUR NAME 10 TIMES02) SAY YOUR MUMSNAME 5
TIMES03) SAY WHO YOU LOVE 3 TIMES04) PASTE IT TO 4 OTHERGROUPS05) PRESS
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Enough of Zynga's 'Ville Games! http://www.facebook.com/pages/Enough-Ville-Games/207604182151?ref=ts

As a person who has been on fire in the literal sense....NOT fun. Keep that in mind when you make decisions in the future.

my sister caught her hair on fire lighting the oven once. Does that count? I counted myself lucky not catching fire on that occasion. I was on the sofa.

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Through meditation, I have achieved a state of constant not being on fire.