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If you’ve ever longed for a purple hoodie and checked out American Apparel, chances are that you’ve noticed how small their clothes run. More than small, they’re super duper skinny...

I was looking up info on Javy Lopez and came across a great picture on Wikipedia. I have no idea when this picture is from, but I seriously doubt that it’s from this millenium. He appears to be with two possible fans. They both look like they’re possibly teenagers...

GM announced that they will partner with Segway for personal vehicles. These upright vehicles balance themselves and can drive up to 35 miles. What’s the hardest thing about driving a GM Segway? Answer: telling your parents that you’re gay. (via WSJ) No related posts.

Amy Poehler’s Parks and Recreation will debut in between two new The Office episodes on Thursday. Originally thought to be a spinoff of The Office, P&R is “mockumentary” series that follows Leslie Knope (Poehler) as head of Parks and Recreation in the fictional town of Pawnee, Indiana...

Grafite of the German Bundesliga had an amazing goal against Bayern Munich. The Wolfsburg striker made about 4-5 defenders look foolish before dismissing the goalie with his heel. The video is below: No related posts.

Bollywood star Anil Kapoor will be in the upcoming eighth season of 24, IGN reports. Kapoor was most recently in Slumdog Millionaire as the gameshow host. In 24, he will play a “Middle Eastern” leader. No word on if he will rock awesome shades or not though. No related posts.

Gisele Bundchen is considered to be one of the most beautiful women in the world. While she’s not my personal ideal woman, there’s no denying that she’s nearly flawless. With such beauty, she can have an incredible power over men...

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I give Jimmy Fallon a 6 /10 for his first show. In all, he had poor interview skills and the jokes were so-so. His monologue sounded like the stand up of a crap guest comedian...

You may have seen news coverage of the protest group called TakeBackNYU. After reading their absurd FAQ, I decided to post a comment on their most recent post. Not surprisingly, these cowards did not approve my comment but felt the need to approve a number of mostly positive comments...

Mr. Phoenix was on Letterman last night and looked like a complete greaseball. I guess it’s a part of his act where he pretends he wants to be a rapper and Casey Affleck films it… but in any case, it wasn’t very funny. I was happy that Letterman took the time to hammer [...] No related p

If you were watching the Grammys last night, you probably caught some of the awful fashion.  There were future outfits, unnecessary hats, and then whatever Coldplay wore (image below).  Are they musical Power Rangers?  Then below we have two videos of the incredibly ugly Blake Griffin throwing...

What do these pictures have in common?  The first answer is “nothing”.  But if you take another look you may achieve a deeper understanding.  Below are three displays of the highest level of BFFery. ...

The NFL had quite the opening ceremony for the Super Bowl.  The opportunity to appear in that pre-game show is prestigious for entertainers and personalities of all kinds.  However, it was still a little surprising to see two of the people flanking Roger Goodell on Sunday. ...

In case you were wondering what athletes waving a hand in front of their face was all about... it was popularized by DeShawn Stevenson on the Wizards who saw Tony Yayo do it (at about :30) who says 50 Cent's son Marques actually made it up...

Sure, I had a team named "Kurt Warner = Donkey Feces" when I picked him in the first round a few years ago... but I like the guy. I just think it's funny that his "story" is no longer "from grocery check out line to NFL QB" ... it's "washed up QB that fumbled every snap is now good again"...

She's all grown up and apparently choosing some pretty racy outfits. Is this what all girls wear to Madonna concerts? The Heroes star wore this jacket and pants combo to Dodger Stadium earlier this week. Nice pants.Hayden Panettierre dresses like a floozy...

Keyshawn finally got a reality TV show, but it's certainly not what I expected. The man who brought you such comments as Ronde Barber "is an Uncle Tom" and Shannon Sharpe "looks like a horse" will star in a new reality series on A&E...

Sylvester Stallone is gunning for his second Worst Actor of the Century Razzie. His new movie sounds like it could be one of the worst movie of all time. The Expendables was written and will be directed by Stallone...

The first edition of Eff the AM is skewed towards entertainment news. All of them (minus the Bradley Effect) illustrate how America is concurrently awesome and ridiculous at the same time. I personally prefer Shelley from My New BFF...

My friend (and Playboy Cyber Girl) Brittany Sylvanowicz recently attended the Halloween Party at the Playboy Mansion. I guess my invite got lost in the mail. In any case, the Mansion is probably a great place to see beautiful women and celebrities that are trying to get laid...

It's too bad Anne Hathaway found a new man. I'll find a way to destroy him. If you don't get my Rick Sutcliffe reference, here's the conversation (via MSNBC):The trio first talked about golf and actor Bill Murray, who was with Sutcliffe at the game...

Unfortunately, this post is not about how The Election, Heroes, and Bill O'Reilly are related. That would be an amazing post though. The OCD Late Edition will be a new effort to post on a near-daily basis on this site...

Philadelphia fans are... intense. These are the people that threw batteries at JD Drew, tried to fight Tie Domi, and allegedly booed Santa Claus.Trying to fight Tie Domi is never a good ideaSo what was their response upon winning the World Series? Chaos...

Willie Williams could out-blog me any day. Luckily, he's too busy playing football. DubDub was a promising linebacker from Florida who nearly went on to star at Miami. Now he plays at Union College in Kentucky...

I'm watching the Texas-Oklahoma State game right now and couldn't help but notice Grant Garner's amazing mullet. This is the best picture that I could find:My friend Sam says that he looks like Farva. I agree. I'm also going to assume that this is an ironic mullet... at least I hope it is.

How much do you spend on dope threads? Well, you'd spend more if you were a VP candidate... along the lines of 6 figures in a few months...

This conversation occurred a couple days ago with a friend who had gotten into a car accident. Earlier in that day, he had told me that advertising and marketing were evil and that anybody in that field of work was basically soulless. Then he t-boned some marketing student that ran a red light...

This is by far some of the ballsiest work ever with a FlipCam. Alex somehow managed to crash the VIP table with LC and Audrina. Kyle Boller was also at the table with them. Yes, that's Kyle Boller. Don't believe what the 14 year-old girl commenting on YouTube says... it's not LC's dad...

This gem comes to me from the continent of Africa. I originally received this email on my phone in Columbus a week or so ago. The responses that followed were equally hilarious. This is a long post, so try to maintain your attention span...

We go to CollegeFest in Boston every year and it's one of my favorite events. It's one of the few times that I get to "give back to the community". Typically 15,000+ students attend CollegeFest and most of them line up to get into our booth...

UPDATE: I found Cassie, the model from the East Lansing event, thanks to good old Google. Her name is Cassie Keller... I think the pictures speak for themselves. Wow.FRIDAY @ THE GAY BARWhen we first arrived in Columbus, we wanted to get food and it was really late...

According to college students, I have a dream job. I'm not going to complain (right now). There are times when it truly is the best job in the world. There are also times when I want to instigate physical altercations with co-workers, bar staff, sponsors, vendors, and even the (diva) models...

The guy used to be worth tens of millions of dollars and now makes less than a dollar a day. According to his lawyers (via USA Today)"The debtor is not employed (except for employment in prison for wages of 12 cents per hour)."Michael Vick's life is completely destroyed...

I watch I Love Money and I think Brandi C looks a little bit insane. She's got wayyyy too much going on. She needs less makeup, less botox, less colagen, less facial piercings, etc. I found a good picture of her where she looks much like John Travolta in Battlefield Earth...

Will Wright is the creator of Sim City, The Sims, and the new game Spore. Obviously, he's very smart and very rich man. I looked him up on Wikipedia to find out more and I came across a picture of him from South by Southwest. I know he's a badass, but I think this is a little extreme...

I would have posted this earlier, but Time Warner is trying to silence me by shutting down my internet. That... or incompetence. In any case, I had a lovely conversation with my old friend from high school. He lives in Texas and recently went to see the GZA in concert...

Julius Erving is the man. Well-known for his dunks and short shorts, you can see him in Dr. Pepper commercials now. I'm not sure which of those impresses Dorus Madden the most, but I am quite impressed with her...

Unfortunately, the concept of "unlimited internet" will be a time in history from the about 1996 (AOL went to monthly fees) to 2008. The concept of paying for "hourly internet" became ridiculous once broadband was available...

I was watching Democratic National Convention coverage last night on MSNBC. First, has anybody noticed that Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann cut each other off constantly? Ridiculous. Second, I think Bill Clinton could be elected again if he were allowed to run...