The ministry of 3'10" tall evangelist James Croft of Olustee, Florida. (http://jamescroft.org)
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Heard Around Deep Creek
You know you're getting old when you're being cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police.
NOTE: From the weekly newsletter of Brian Mimbs, Pastor of Chapel Hill Baptist Church in Tallahassee, Florida. Brian is also a member of the Board of Directors of James Croft Evangelistic Association.
You know you're getting old when you're being cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police.
NOTE: From the weekly newsletter of Brian Mimbs, Pastor of Chapel Hill Baptist Church in Tallahassee, Florida. Brian is also a member of the Board of Directors of James Croft Evangelistic Association.
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.
They all line up, and God asks the first person what the wish is.
"I want to be gorgeous." God snaps his fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous, too." God snaps his fingers again and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while, with each one asking to be gorgeous. When God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, still laughing.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy calms down and says, "Make them all ugly again."
They all line up, and God asks the first person what the wish is.
"I want to be gorgeous." God snaps his fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to be gorgeous, too." God snaps his fingers again and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while, with each one asking to be gorgeous. When God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, still laughing.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy calms down and says, "Make them all ugly again."
James Croft Evangelistic Association's Notes
You Know You're Getting Old When...Jan 1, 2010
Best Seller?Dec 31, 2009
Wishes That Won't LastDec 30, 2009
Conflict Of InterestDec 29, 2009
Around the Sun in 365 DaysDec 28, 2009
Charlie Brown ChristmasDec 24, 2009
Peaceful Christmas VillageDec 24, 2009
Unbelievable NightDec 23, 2009
First Post-Op Doctor VisitDec 23, 2009
Do You Hear What I Hear?Dec 21, 2009