So here’s the deal: I’m Optimus Prime and I’m the leader of this group called the Autobots (we pretty much kick ASS). We’re from Cybertron, this awesome planet that we have to share with these assholes, the Decepticons. Their leader Megatron (pretty much the biggest asshole in the universe) and I have been butting heads for a long time over this thing called an Allspark. This war is so intense…just think of all that Middle East shit, but worse. But yeah, good always kicks evil’s pansy ass, so I’m not all that worried. Not to mention, I got some CRAZY mofo’s in my crew. I got Ironhide, Jazz, Ratchet, and Bumblebee backing me up (but really, I don’t NEED them…I’m Optimus Prime, remember?). But yeah, I pretty much kick ass.
(read less)So here’s the deal: I’m Optimus Prime and I’m the leader of this group called the Autobots (we pretty much kick ASS). We’re from Cybertron, this awesome planet that we have to share with these assholes, the Decepticons. Their leader Megatron (pretty much the biggest asshole in the universe) and I have been butting heads for a long time over this thing called an Allspark. This war is so intense…just think of all that Middle East shit, but worse. But yeah, good always kicks evil’s pansy ass, so...
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