
Author’s Note: Tanel suggested that I hold off on this post until the matter was resolved. Since I wrote it nearly 6 months ago and it seems the owner of the car isn’t interested in pursuing this any further, I’m going to go ahead and publish. For ...

Tom and Tanel fly solo tonight with talk about Neo, Capt. Evil getting cute (and smart), and Punkalicious getting in trouble. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley. Want to know more about Tanel, Tom, Punkalicious, or Captain Evil? Click here. ...

Apparently Pat has to do all the work. Why do parents have “homework?” Didn’t we already put in our time? Theresa thinks that licking trees is a good idea. Pat and Theresa have an upcoming family trip, primarily so the kids can see a hill. Certainly not for the pandas. Craz...

Tanel makes it this week, just in time for Tom’s birthday. Check out the Podcast Awards page and nominate us if you feel so moved (we’re thinking General and Best Produced). Tanel has no love for heart disease. Theresa ran a 5k… sort of. Kites – physics can be a cruel mistress. Obeyin...

Tanel takes the week off while Tom, Theresa, and Pat talk about torturing children… with nature. Dealing with bad reports from school and how to get the best info out of your kids. Nicknames – good or bad? Punkalicious is riding the bus – cue crazy parents. And ...

Welcome Iron Chefs. Here, for your viewing pleasure we have the announcement of the very first secret ingredient. If you have problems viewing it, please click on the “Download” button and view it locally. Re...

Another late night visitor shows up and actually speaks (instead of pees) this time. Tanel sits out the beginning of this one. This week we get an update from bringing 7 week old Neo on 4 planes to New Orleans for Tom’s cousin’s wedding. To...

Tom’s schedule has gotten hectic, so Pat has to edit the podcast, the result – delay and poor sound quality. Sorry. Tanel had a baby – Tom needs a break. Poor little guy. The emotional toll of visiting family. Tane...

A late night visitor spices up this episode of OFM. What are coffee shorts? It has little to do with color. Weight loss on the OFM crew. More about snakes. Tom and Tanel start making their own pasta and Theresa starts giving Pat “looks.” Iron Chef Jacksonville – apparently all Tom’s doing? Pat’s ...

Tanel and Tom are on their own for this one. This podcast has a quick reintroduction for new listeners. On the list this time is death, endorphins, and pacifier games. Punkalicious must have got all the empathy Tom seems to lack but he did seem to get Tom’s love of video games. ...

This podcast comes with a Parental Advisory due to gratuitous discussion of feces and blood. Who do these people think they are? Blood and feces aren’t part of normal parenting are they? Neo has an asspolision. Pat’s not a big fan of needles – or blood. Maybe he is just a big sissy. Blee...

Pat learns Tanel did not birth a watermelon. Tanel and Theresa play the age-old game, “My baby was bigger than yours.” Punkalicious, aeronautical engineer. Jacques begins his descent into madness. Tom does not like prune juice, leading into the obligatory post-pregnancy bowel/fiber discussion. Pa...

Pat and Theresa try to make up for Pat’s slack with an extra podcast. The Sound of Silence. Why do kids in the UK masturbate so much? Oh yeah, their government told them to. Theresa is getting into shape, and she thinks Pat should too. ...

This podcast was recorded the Friday before the baby was born. We discuss inappropriate touching, being away from your kids, and 3D movies. I’m sure we discussed other stuff but I can’t remember. Off to take care of the new one. Th...








