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- Fathers Day Special
SDU Port Macquarie
Sunday, September 5 at 8:30am
skirmish down under FATHERS DAY !!! Got anything for dad yet??? Go to the events tab for the best value FATHERS DAY PRESENT ever. Still places left for the morning session.
skirmish down under You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine'. Wasn't that nice?
Bec Edmonds A set of jump leads walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'I'll serve you, but don't start anything.'
skirmish down under Politicians are like nappies. They should be changed often for exactly the same reason!!!
Tom Beattie hey ppl u c that rambo bud on sunday lol right at the end off the day him and i went toe to toe i was funny lol the feler with tats on his arm soo yeah lol
Angela Eschler Pete Watts
A truck driver picks up a woman hitch hiker on the side o the road.
He pulls over on the side of the road a few blocks down and the woman asks him what he is doing? He asks her if she wants to have sex? She says "I can't I'm on my period."
He says "That doesn't matter."
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So they get in the back of the cab and he is eating her out.
A police officer drives by and sees the truck rocking.
So he gets out and knocks on the door of the truck.
The truck driver opens the door and asks if he can help the officer.
The officer asks him what he is doing? He says liking his fingers "Eating Pizza!"
Angela Eschler Pete Watts
A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.
She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home.
She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to ...build my house?'
The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?'
One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly...
'I think the man would have said - 'Well, I'll be f###ed!! A talking pig!'
The teacher had to leave the room.
Angela Eschler Pete Watts
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A) 1 litre of 2% fat reduced milk
B) Dozen fresh eggs
C) 250ml bottle of orange juice
...D) a head of lettuce
E) 500 gm jar of coffee
F) 250 gm pack of bacon
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right.
I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said , 'Yes you are correct, but how on earth did you know that?'The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.
Anne Rowsell Thanks Guys had a great day at Skirmish Down Under today
skirmish down under
Aussie bloke takes home a cute young Asian girl from the nightclub.
She says you strong handsome Aussie boy can have whatever you want.
He says how about a 69.
She says you get f....ked I not cook spicy fried duck in black bean sauce this time of night.
Cade Miles How many feminest does it take to screw in a light blub? Trick question feminest's can't change anything
