Pirates! Rule the Caribbean!

Pirates! Rule the Caribbean! Homemade Spirits: Keep away from open flames.

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Pirates! Rule the Caribbean!

Pirates! Rule the Caribbean! Star Charts aren't as fun as stealing hooks. Show off yer Stolen Hooks!

November 8 at 10:08pm
Pirates! Rule the Caribbean!

Pirates! Rule the Caribbean! Nevermind that durn bandana on yer head, get yerself a Colonial Hat. More manlier, anyways.

November 2 at 1:36am
Pirates! Rule the Caribbean!

Pirates! Rule the Caribbean! How good are ye at forgin' documents? 'Cause we got False Documents if yer not...

October 26 at 3:30am
Pirates! Rule the Caribbean!

Pirates! Rule the Caribbean! Real pirates cover themselves in the most gaudy Jewels possible. Get yours today!

October 11 at 12:10pm
Pirates! Rule the Caribbean!

Pirates! Rule the Caribbean! Don't take a wench into that fleabit hammock, impress her with yer Captain's Study. Ye can thank me later...

October 3 at 12:27pm
Pirates! Rule the Caribbean!

Pirates! Rule the Caribbean! Been hearin' a lot 'bout ninja's recently. Dunno 'bout the pajamas or the sneakin,' but anythin' stronger'n wine and the durn fools cry like wee little girls... Gimme a yo ho!

September 25 at 1:01am
Pirates! Rule the Caribbean!

Pirates! Rule the Caribbean! A belly fulla' grog, ship fulla' gold, blade drippin' blood, full moon on the water and a gentle breeze caressin' yer sails. What's yer perfect night?

September 23 at 1:45pm
Pirates! Rule the Caribbean!

Pirates! Rule the Caribbean! So's I bet some of ye swabs think ye can converse with the likes of Blackbeard or Silver himself. Ye bleedin' toffs think ye can speak like a pirate? Prove it.

September 22 at 11:40am
Pirates! Rule the Caribbean!

Pirates! Rule the Caribbean! Speak like a pirate day? Ye should speak it all year long! Pirate speak be here by declared the proper speech fer the whole week! Click the link below fer a special prize!

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Pirates! Rule the Caribbean! Make sure ye get some Preserved Fruit. Ain’t the manliest food, but ye’ll thank me when yer not spittin’ dead teeth outta black gums. And chuck a few Grenades while yer at it, I know ye want to.

September 13 at 11:04am
Pirates! Rule the Caribbean!

Pirates! Rule the Caribbean! With the sea as yer mistress, ye’d better pick up some Rain Gear and get yerself a Fire Proof Deck. Who knows what that scorned harpy’ll do to us…

September 3 at 11:44am