Presbytery of Silly Walks in the Pines

First Church of Tammy Lane has purchased a most unusual sermon illustration. It is an iron lung to place in their sanctuary for their 2,500 members to contemplate when H1N1 vaccines become available for the general public in the upcoming weeks.

World Without Poverty has announced that its annual conference of leadership interested in ending poverty. This year’s conference will meet this Spring in Malibu. The conference will be held on May 13-19 at the Stone Water Cove Resort. ...

The Monarchy Society has decided it will meet at the Tea Shop on Wellshire Avenue on Friday at 11:00 am. This weeks discussion is on why democracy erodes a queen’s centralized authority.

Our previously scheduled guest had a family situation, and will be rescheduled for another show.Carol Howard Merritt is out of town at a conference.That leaves Bruce - All By Himself. We'll be looking ...

A new survey shows a shocking trend in the Presbytery of Silly Walks in the Pines. It shows that predominantly the presbytery is decreasing in the diversity that it says that it wants. Ethnic congregations ...

Rev. Harold Thompson III is standing firm on his comments equating President Obama’s policies to former Ugandan Military leader Idi Amin. In a sermon on October 11 Thompson claimed that Obama’s heath care system is like the despot’s, but gave no example how.

First Church of Briarcliff is putting up the streamers, the record player is plugged into the corner and they have dusted off the parasols. It is time again for their annual Harvest Shimmy. No one knows ...

New material is available at the Presbytery Office. Put out by the much heralded Presbyterian Consultants for Hire this new material strikes the right balance of appearing to care about education without actually having to educate anyone. ...

It was a time when men owned companies and freedom was as far as a man who owned a factory could see. They were times when people like Carnegies, Pullmans and Rockefellers could build cathedrals to themselves. ...

The local temperance movement is up to 9 members in just over 3 months! It is the fastest growing organization in the Presbyterian Church! Congrats!

Many is the snark that is spread across the twitter universe during a Presbytery meeting. Young people (people under the age of 50) have become ubiquitously associated in the Presbytery of Silly Walks in the Pines with punching 140 characters into their phones or laptops during the meetings. ...

Join our online missionaries, Bruce and Carol, as they talk about Purity. Sister Frances Wolverton is already tingling with the Holy Spirit!