RED FANG

There’s no crowd photo.Don’t ask.I’ve been watching the cursor blink for about two hours now. Nothing. Can’t come up with a damn thing. My brain is fried. Too mu ...

The two of you that follow this blog might remember the last time (scroll down) we played the Milestone was one for the record books, if they have a record for smallest crowd at a rock show to still produce a gushing head wound… This time around was a whole different ball of wax.The place went o ...

All right we got a lot of ground to cover so I’m going to keep this short and sweet. You ready for an optical beer-bong of awesomeness? Then let’s do this.West Chester, PA. 11 ...

Been a couple crazy days. Soon as I get my head on straight I'll give you the skinny.-- Post from Coyle's pocket.

I’m kinda bummed that I got so excited about the porn guy yesterday. That happened in Pittsburgh. ...

Guess you figured out how to use the camera? Nice work John. It only took a few hundred tries, but you got it. Thatta boy.We woke up in Chicago with only one thing on our minds: Kuma’s Corner. ...

Aaron noticed that one of the headlights was out on our way out the show, so we got up and found an auto parts store for a new one:(Insert “How many members of Red Fang does it take to change a light bulb?” Joke here)Oh shit! So ...

An open letter to the Kansas State Department Of Transportation:Dear Sirs/Madams, While your state is quite beautiful, seven hours of the same view on I-70 is mind numbingly dangerous ...

It was brought to my attention here (scroll to comments) that last time we were in town I didn’t do enough blogging about Aaron’s long-time friend Chad Belfor. Actually I’m surprised there wasn’t more comments on this subject. The people need to know what is going on with Chad at all times. The ma ...

Woke up to yet another nine-hour drive. At least we had Iowa 80 to look forward to.Iowa 80 is the self-proclaimed “biggest truck stop in the world” and I’m not going to be the one that argues that fact. The place even has a station where you can get your own custom patches made. What? You ...

He didn’t even get a crowd shot. Not one. Not even his usual blurry-ass-looks-like-he’s-rubbing-Chapstick-and-honey-on-the-lens crap. Ju ...

Man, writing today is tough. After spending the last two days in the van we finally got to Aaron’s parents house, we’ve got the day off and they’ve got cable. Nothing can make me do absolutely nothing quicker than a Law and Order marathon. Oh shit! The ...