
Congrats to Lab Rat #2309883 for 90 days w/o incident (Lab Rat #2309883 never raises his hand when Reeko asks for volunteers)
Time:2:35AM Monday, November 9th
Location:Reeko's Lab

Reeko's Mad Scientist Lab Reeko tip: Upon entering a laboratory, you see an experiment. How do you know which class it belongs to? (1) If it’s green and wiggles, it’s biology. (2) If it stinks, it’s chemistry. (3) If it doesn’t work, it’s physics.

Reeko's Mad Scientist Lab What did the college student study when he changed fields from particle physics to geology? Earthquarks.

Reeko's Mad Scientist Lab What is the spinal column? A long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom.

Reeko's Mad Scientist Lab A neutron walked into the lab the other day and ordered an amino-acid drink. Lab rats served it up and the neutron asked “How much will that be?” “For you?” Reeko replied, “no charge.”

Reeko's Mad Scientist Lab Reeko just overheard the therometer tell the graduated cylinder, "You may have graduated but I've got many degrees". Huh?

Reeko's Mad Scientist Lab Reeko just overheard one molecule tell another molecule, "I'm positive that a free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me. You gotta keep your ion them."

Reeko's Mad Scientist Lab Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, "I think I lost an electron!" "Really!" the other replied, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I 'm absolutely positive."

Reeko's Mad Scientist Lab The National Institutes of Health have announced that they will no longer be using rats for medical experimentation. In their place, they will use attorneys. Why? 1. There are now more attorneys than there are lab rats. 2. The medical researchers don't become as emotionally attached to the attorneys as they did to the rats. 3. No matter how hard you try, there are some things that even rats won't do.

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Reeko's Mad Scientist Lab Reeko has discovered a new element and proposed Rattium as the element name. Despite the element’s attraction to power cords, it is a poor electrical conductor. Strangely, it emits an audible alarm when squeezed or poked with a stick. Lab Monkeys have launched a protest requesting the element be named in their honor and argue that once they take over the world, they’re going to reorganize the periodic table anyway

Reeko's Mad Scientist Lab Robot fish? In Spain, scientists are building robot fish to let loose in the port to check the quality of the water. Each fish is 5 feet long and has sensors and radios. They are built to look and swim around just like real fish with one exception –

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Source: www.reekoscience.com
Science Fair? Reeko's Mad Scientist Lab. Come check out our K-12 educational and fun science experiments and science projects for kids, children, teachers, and parents. We promise - you'll leave laughing (or crying, depending upon your point of view).

Reeko's Mad Scientist Lab Reeko provides photographic evidence documenting the precise moment the Swine Flu epidemic began.
Source: www.reekoscience.com
K-12 Science Fair? Reeko's Mad Scientist Lab. Come check out our K-12 educational and fun science experiments and projects for kids, children, teachers, and parents. We promise - you'll leave laughing (or crying, depending upon your point of view).










