Remote Control Records

A vampire for the weekend you say,
well firstly the fangs would come out to play.
A cape as dark as the night,
would be certain to give all a fright.
Avoiding the light at all cost,
whilst hunting for blood throughout Aust.
Dodging garlic, wooden stakes and fire,
to make it to Monday to see what will transpire,
when Vampire we...ekend take to the stage
and I can let it all out and engage
the music, the lyrics and the atmosphere,
and make the most of it while they are here.Read More

If I was a vampire for a
weekend I’d hunt down Stephanie Meyer and show her what a real vampire was,
then fly to Sydney on a full stomach to see my favorite band play a dj set at
purple sneakers, get Ezra to make a little bit of a public service announcement
about what it’s going to take to save the Abercrombie Hotel from ...extinction,
then line up the willing participants and start turning them to build up my
vampire army to take down Frazers property group.Read More

I’m not usually one of those creepy blood sucking vampires, I’m more one of those Sensitive New Age Vampires (SNAV). This weekend I have decided to propose to my fiancé, she is also a vampire – she is one of the creepy blood sucking types. We will begin the weekend as usual at pottery class (Me and Medea have become qu...ite the potters) then I’m surprising her with a romantic weekend away up in the Hunter. I will pop the question over a glass of wine looking out from our villa. Oooh I just can’t wait.Read More

I'd be taking a Taxi Cab on the M79 with A-Punk called Bryn to the Campus in Oxford, and upon arriving there, I'd see a bunch of old mates drinking Horchata sitting up on a Mansard Roof against a White Sky. Looking at One, I'd say "Blake's Got A New Face". Bryn would say, Contra to my belief, "that's not Blake, that's ...Walcott - they're Cousins". To which I Stand Corrected.Read More