Rigor Tortoise
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April 28, 2007
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Rigor Tortoise would like to thank Eric Yang for his kind words. We're in great company here: http://theimprovstudent.com/2009/12/31/best-io-teams-of-2009/

Best iO Teams of 2009 « the improv student
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Needless to say, it’s all purely subjective — who’s to say which team is funnier than the other? And hell, I’m only a student! What do I know? But my picks for I.O. West’s ...
Wed at 6:30pm
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Rigor Tortoise Don't forget to check this out...per the big guy...Santa, not Jesus....well Jesus too...just check this out!

An Important Message From Santa
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December 21, 2009 at 3:43pm
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Rigor Tortoise is thinking about buying a Big Dogs shirt for someone for X-mas. Any ideas on which one? "Dog Day After Tomorrow" w/ a Jake Gyllenhaal Big Dog?

December 18, 2009 at 12:30pm
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Rigor Tortoise
Since nobody responded, we bought our friend this one.. http://www.bigdogs.com/images/products/family/t2612.jpg
December 21, 2009 at 7:27am
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Rigor Tortoise had a blast last night at the IO Christmas Party. Thanks to Maggy Keegan for all her hard work and for allowing us to be a part of the magic.

December 17, 2009 at 10:06am
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Rigor Tortoise We made it! Over 700 fans! Thanks you guys, we appreciate each and every one of you! As a gift to you all, we present our latest short...

An Important Message From Santa
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December 14, 2009 at 11:13am
Lori Fox
Lori Fox
So glad I'm not in the P-Z group. What do I get if I asked for a Nikon Digi Camera, the nice one?
December 14, 2009 at 11:27pm
Kara
Kara
Amazing. Also, was tickled pink by the Santa is not your mom, clean up after your sELF
December 14, 2009 at 11:56pm
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Rigor Tortoise 1 fan away from that big 700. Who's it gonna' be?!?!

December 10, 2009 at 8:12pm
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Rigor Tortoise Tom Brady and wife Gisele Bundchen have yet to decide on a name for their new baby boy. They've been busy trying to keep video of the birth off of TMZ.

December 9, 2009 at 4:06pm
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Rigor Tortoise wants to know what you want for Christmas. We want ceiling cabinets.

December 9, 2009 at 9:30am
Pj Aguilera
Pj Aguilera
We want a 50" LCD flat screen tv, a remodeled kitchen, &.....
December 9, 2009 at 12:36pm
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Rigor Tortoise Rigor Christmas!

December 8, 2009 at 9:13pm via Facebook Mobile
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Rigor Tortoise Working on our new Christmas sketch!

December 8, 2009 at 9:11pm via Facebook Mobile
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Rigor Tortoise is listening to Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes. What new LPs are you playing on your record player these days?

December 3, 2009 at 10:58am
Steffen
Steffen
Here we go magic, dorian concept, j.period mixtapes, flying lotus, beachhouse
December 3, 2009 at 11:09am
Sean
Sean
dangermouse and sparklehorse, Blakroc, rain machine, finley quaye, k-os, and some other shit that you aren't cool enough for.
December 3, 2009 at 11:22am
Seth D. Ratliff
Seth D. Ratliff
Slim Whitman ( Touched by Jesus), The Hey go get bent good time trio, Mystic Parking lot and other enchanting sounds of Mossgrove, Alabama, Some other shit that is so Hip and new it hasn't even been written yet...
December 4, 2009 at 8:34am
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Rigor Tortoise Obese students at Lincoln University are required to take a fitness class in order to graduate. Meanwhile, extremely thin students continue to slip through the cracks.

November 30, 2009 at 3:45pm
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Rigor Tortoise is handing out things to be thankful for. Who needs one?

November 24, 2009 at 11:12am
Mathew Rodriguez
Mathew Rodriguez
i know i am thankful for rigor tortoise, but for what else should i be thankful?
November 24, 2009 at 12:27pm
Rigor Tortoise
Rigor Tortoise
Mathew, this year you should be thankful that they didn't find the numerous fingerprints that you left behind.
November 24, 2009 at 1:12pm
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Rigor Tortoise also on Funny or Die if that's your flavor: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b6048ce2e4

'Twas the Night Before Thanksgiving from rigortortoise - Video
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Our ode to a very busy night of the year. http://www.rigortortoisecomedy.com ... Watch videos about thanksgiving, party, college, beer, funny, fall, down on FunnyOrDie.com
November 24, 2009 at 10:31am
Jessica

Jessica you always make me laugh - so I thought I would share something with you: I laughed so hard d/t John Tesh and his intelligence for my life :) citing
unexpected ways swine flu has changed our lives : church leaders are
encouraging their congregations to "fist bump" for the sign of peace,
rather than shake hands to decrease the spread of infection!

November 22, 2009 at 4:55pm · Report
Jessica
Jessica
please just picture it in your head - everyone fist bumping and saying peace :) i love unexpected humor! hope you enjoy!
November 22, 2009 at 4:56pm
Rigor Tortoise
Rigor Tortoise
Haha. Thanks Jessica for the Monday morning laugh.
November 23, 2009 at 9:56am