Georgi What`s with the midget over here? haha :D:D:D
Jeff Crabtrey I tell ya, my family were always big drinkers. When I was a kid, I was missing. They put my picture on a bottle of Scotch.
Dave Zales Hey Rodney, "how did you get started?" I was 12 years old I got started!
Dave Zales Your a Melon!
Josh
" I don't get physical I just get upset and when I get upset he gets physical"
" I feel like I just gave birth ...........to an accountant"
Back to School is comedy gold!!!!!!!!!!!
Delta Van Houten It sure sucks he had to die. i guess we all gotta go sometime. He will be missed.
Steve Murphy Hey Whitey, nice hat. Look's good on you though!
Bill Beck my wife likes to talk to me during sex, why just the other day she called me from the hotel she was staying at...
Travis "They're not that tough. The football team at my high school, they were tough. After they sacked the quarterback they went after his family."
Steve Murphy Last time I saw a head like that, it had a hook in it!
Alex Tosta
"I know you,our big and fat!"
"Yah well your short and ugly, give me mypen back."
David Nieting I got into town and asked the cabbie to bring me to the local "hotplace". He dropped me off in front of my own house.
Luke Miller "He told me to put on jockey shorts and go out for halloween as an ass."
Ben Stephens I said "doc every day I wake up and look in the mirror and i want to vomit, whats wrong with me?" and he said "I don't know but your eye sight is perfect"
