Roseanne
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Season:
9
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Comedy
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Corey Gage
Corey Gage
sarah chalke sucks!!!!!
December 28, 2009 at 4:45pm
Melanee
Melanee
ive always watched it because of darlene and david, and how amazingly hilarious jackie is, shes my favorite! i lalalala love the connors it makes me wanna cry. original becky ftw, hands down. every single person on the show is a perfect balance! ahh i love roseanne ♥ .
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Roseanne Roseanne: Can I help you?
Customer: Huh, yeah. Which is better, the tuna salad or the egg salad?
Roseanne: Tuna salad... egg salad... chicken salad... turkey salad... shrimp salad. What difference does it make? It's all just different words for mayonnaise. Pick one.

April 12, 2008 at 11:32am · Report
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Roseanne Roseanne: He's got that thing where he wants DJ to carry on the Connor name. I told him that Becky would probably have a few kids before she was married, and they'd be Connors, but that didn't help him any.

April 12, 2008 at 11:31am · Report
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Roseanne Roseanne: The only thing I've ever wanted for my kids is that they're happy... and that they're out of the house, and I tell you something, happy ain't that important.

April 12, 2008 at 11:30am · Report
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Roseanne Crystal: How do you like your marshmallows, Roseanne?
Roseanne: Like my men, crispy on the outside and stuck to the end of a fork.

April 6, 2008 at 2:25am · Report