Sick of buying expensive baby toys that don’t keep your kid’s attention? Trying to resist the migration of Tinkerbell and her merry little fairies from invading your house with every Disney-loathing gene in your body? Wh...
A picture is worth a thousand words and it’s even nicer when the words you’re looking for to describe it are photoshopped right in for you. EBaum’s World posted this beauty of a parent fail. At least the kid isn’t old enough to know what he’s um, handling.
This just in: Santa has Swine Flu. Is this really a surprise? He’s at least 70 years old, germ-ridden kids sit on his lap all day long, and he lives in -40 temperatures. If anyone needs an H1N1 vaccine, it’s Santa. And you. Yes you. If you don’t want to spend the holiday season curled [...]
No biting. No eye-gouging. No elbows or blows to the head when the opponent is on the ground. These are the only rules to America’s fastest growing children’s sport – Kids Mixed Martial Arts. This...
We’ve all been at block parties where someone’s putrid blob of macaroni salad sits in the sun for a good 15 hours. And no one says anything. Should someone say something? Should the Gestapo (aka the Homeowner’s Association) get involved if a taco salad isn’t up to par? Read t...
It’s cold, it’s long and it’s boring. Watching kids runs around a field in the rain, gray, cold has to be one of the most painful experiences of parenthood both physically and mentally. Phys...
So you want to create a free family website that a) is easy-to-use and b) makes your kids look smarter, prettier, and better adjusted than your neighbor’s snot-nosed preschooler who can’t even tie his own shoes. That’s what family blogs are all about right? Show...
What’s more awesome? Learning how to blow away bad guys at the age of two, or sporting the skinhead with denim shorts look just like Daddy. Looks like little Johnny has the best of both worlds. It’s too bad he’s not old enough to remember it yet. Gun...
Congratulations Mrs. and Mr. Cyrus. You have succeeded in parenting not one, but two of the nation’s sluttiest celebrity children. ...
Ah soccer moms, the gentle moms of the sporting moms world. Clad in velour or terry cloth jogging suits a visor or hat, manicures and sensible shoes, they dot the sidelines of any soccer game, having arrived in an SUV of course. But what happens when things get ugly on the sidelines...
What’s more awesome? Learning how to blow away bad guys at the age of two, or sporting the skinhead with denim shorts look just like Daddy. Looks like little Johnny has the best of both worlds. It’s too bad he’s not old enough to remember it yet. Gun...
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