Sarah and the Goon Squad

It was all over a foot fault. A line judge called a foot fault on Serena and pardon my French, but I believe her exact words were “I swear to God I feel like taking this ball and shoving it down your fucking throat.”

Today The Goon Squad’s school is celebrating Patriotic Day. They are encouraged to wear red, white and blue and they will be watching President Obama’s back to school speech.

Sure, all of your children are starting Kindergarten next week, but that is what happens when you have twins. Just wait until they go away to college on the same day. Then you can freak out. For now they are just going to be up the street at a very well regarded school.

I don’t even remember who it was, but I clearly recall that the incident let to everyone in the school having to go get a vaccination in the library.

You have read all four books, plus The Host. You saw Twilight seven times in the movie theater and you bought the special collectors edition DVD. You have the New Moon trailer saved on your desktop. You are a card carrying Cullenist. The only thing you are missing is Edward and Bella barbies.

My first therapist’s name was Neil Diamond, but he didn’t wear sequins, didn’t bring me flowers, and most certainly did not turn on my heartlight…

I won’t go into the gory details but nothing could have prepared me for what I woke up to last night, except maybe that one scene in “Trainspotting”.

It was the third of July. We were at the beach house. I was sitting in a chair innocently reading a book. My father-in-law and my husband were also reading books in the same room. My mother-in-law was upstairs giving the children a bath and all was well.

OMGosh that is too darn funny and I’m sure I will be getting the same reaction in about an hour when we start cleaning the rooms too!