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Arrested for selling false cigarettes mixed with bunny scat
http://thereader.es/en/spain-news-storie s/1100-arrested-for-selling-false-cigare ttes-mixed-with-bunny-scat.html
The Guardia Civil in Tenerife have arrested 12 men who formed an organized...

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Tenerife unzipped
http://www.tenerifemagazine.com/framed/t enerife-unzipped.htm
One small step for man, one giant leak for mankind. Yes this Tenerife man answered a call of nature at Las Teresitas beach near Santa Cruz, Tenerife, and it ended up in...

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Tenerife Sur, Canary Islands Current Conditions - 11:00 PM WET Nov. 11
http://www.wunderground.com/global/stati ons/60025.html
Temperature: 70°F / 21°C | Humidity: 68% | Pressure: 29.95in / 1014hPa | Conditions: Partly Cloudy | Wind Direction: NNE |...

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Top Ten-erife Little Known Facts
http://www.tenerifemagazine.com/top-10s/ top-ten-erife-little-known-facts.htm
Did you know Rafael Benitez used to manage CD Tenerife? At this moment in time, I bet there are a whole lot of Tenerife fans wishing he...

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5 Tips Before You Buy Property in Tenerife
http://www.tenerifemagazine.com/living/5 -tips-before-you-buy-property-in-tenerif e.htm
It doesn’t matter how many times you have visited Tenerife on holiday, the time that you arrive with all your worldly...

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Adeje canvas for Soccer 7’s Masters
http://www.tenerifemagazine.com/featured /adeje-canvas-for-soccer-7s-masters.htm
Bubble perms, wide lapels and cringing cup final songs, let’s purge them from our memories of football’s golden age. Far better to...

An item at El Cañizo caught my eye for some reason today, informing us that the Town Hall in Güímar are collaborating in the 3rd edition of the Curso de Copilotos de Rallyes (Rally Co-drivers Course) next February. Gosh, imagine the authorities anywhere else subsidising some...
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Well, actually, the headline translated to "Sex at bargain prices because of the crisis", but who could resist, eh? (Sorry, you'll have to travel to Peru to try this pleasure in a bun.) Last year it was reported that the word "crisis" overtook the word "sex" in in...
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Frankly, we're not sure if this is some sort of kinky "mountain husbandry" job or a permit to ride a racehorse called Teide, but the (purportedly) English version on this notice says: "It is necessary to bring, an Applicant's photocopy of ID card or passport to obtain a lice...
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An item at El Cañizo caught my eye for some reason today, informing us that the Town Hall in Güímar are collaborating in the 3rd edition of the Curso de Copilotos de Rallyes (Rally Co-drivers Course) next February. Gosh, imagine the authorities anywhere else subsidising something so fun! ...

Well, actually, the headline translated to "Sex at bargain prices because of the crisis", but who could resist, eh...

Frankly, we're not sure if this is some sort of kinky "mountain husbandry" job or a permit to ride a racehorse called Teide, but the (purportedly) English version on this notice says: "It is necessary to bring, an Applicant's photocopy of ID card or passport to obtain a licence to Mount...

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Canaries British Consul finds his goal
http://www.tenerifemagazine.com/talking- tenerife/canaries-british-consul-finds-h is-goal.htm
Finding a dead body while shelf stacking at Safeways, and learning Spanish in Glasgow would not normally be seen as...

secrettenerife: Great Scott, Santa Cruz is for sale: http://twurl.nl/g37ozl
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secrettenerife: Tenerife Sur, Canary Islands Current Conditions - 12:30 AM WET Nov. 7: Temperature: 70°F / 21°C | Humidity: 53%.. http://twurl.nl/8lspko
secrettenerife: Tenerife Sur, Canary Islands Current Conditions - 12:30 AM WET Nov. 7: Temperature: 70°F / 21°C | Humidity: 53%.. http://twurl.nl/8lspko
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secrettenerife: Canaries British Consul finds his goal: Finding a dead body while shelf stacking at Safeways, and learning Spa.. http://bit.ly/1tlKyW
secrettenerife: Canaries British Consul finds his goal: Finding a dead body while shelf stacking at Safeways, and learning Spa.. http://bit.ly/1tlKyW
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secrettenerife: Great Scott, Santa Cruz is for sale: http://twurl.nl/g37ozl

secrettenerife: Tenerife Sur, Canary Islands Current Conditions - 12:30 AM WET Nov. 7: Temperature: 70°F / 21°C | Humidity: 53%.. http://twurl.nl/8lspko

secrettenerife: Canaries British Consul finds his goal: Finding a dead body while shelf stacking at Safeways, and learning Spa.. http://bit.ly/1tlKyW

secrettenerife: Isla de Tenerife Rally and Rally co-drivers course: V?ctor Delgado_Isla de Tenerife 2008 from DXT Producciones .. http://twurl.nl/2hcflv
secrettenerife: Isla de Tenerife Rally and Rally co-drivers course: V?ctor Delgado_Isla de Tenerife 2008 from DXT Producciones .. http://twurl.nl/2hcflv
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secrettenerife: Isla de Tenerife Rally and Rally co-drivers course: V?ctor Delgado_Isla de Tenerife 2008 from DXT Producciones .. http://twurl.nl/2hcflv

secrettenerife: Tenerife Sur, Canary Islands Current Conditions - 2:30 AM WET Nov. 6: Temperature: 72°F / 22°C | Humidity: 69% .. http://twurl.nl/qhleg0

secrettenerife: Teatro Guimera: Some people have got a lot of face, well you might think that when your on the Santa Cruz tram.. http://bit.ly/3KHlUa

secrettenerife: The miracle of Chinyero: Chinyero in 1909, a miracle happened when the lava stopped short of El Calvario, Las M.. http://bit.ly/3a59KM

secrettenerife: Tenerife Sur, Canary Islands Current Conditions - 2:30 AM WET Nov. 6: Temperature: 72°F / 22°C | Humidity: 69% .. http://twurl.nl/qhleg0
secrettenerife: Tenerife Sur, Canary Islands Current Conditions - 2:30 AM WET Nov. 6: Temperature: 72°F / 22°C | Humidity: 69% .. http://twurl.nl/qhleg0
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secrettenerife: Teatro Guimera: Some people have got a lot of face, well you might think that when your on the Santa Cruz tram.. http://bit.ly/3KHlUa
secrettenerife: Teatro Guimera: Some people have got a lot of face, well you might think that when your on the Santa Cruz tram.. http://bit.ly/3KHlUa
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secrettenerife: The miracle of Chinyero: Chinyero in 1909, a miracle happened when the lava stopped short of El Calvario, Las M.. http://bit.ly/3a59KM
secrettenerife: The miracle of Chinyero: Chinyero in 1909, a miracle happened when the lava stopped short of El Calvario, Las M.. http://bit.ly/3a59KM
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secrettenerife: Food and Drink on Tenerife – The 4th Wine Route ‘Vinos y Viñedos': The wine bus is on its travels again, this t.. http://twurl.nl/evvh4b
secrettenerife: Food and Drink on Tenerife – The 4th Wine Route ‘Vinos y Viñedos': The wine bus is on its travels again, this t.. http://twurl.nl/evvh4b
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secrettenerife: Events on Tenerife - ExpoInfancia 2009, Children’s Fair in Santa Cruz: If anything to do with rugrats makes you.. http://twurl.nl/0gui0u
secrettenerife: Events on Tenerife - ExpoInfancia 2009, Children’s Fair in Santa Cruz: If anything to do with rugrats makes you.. http://twurl.nl/0gui0u
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secrettenerife: Concerts on Tenerife: Madel, Hijos de Eden Heart to Heart Tour: If you haven’t been to any local concerts yet, .. http://twurl.nl/m0dstf
secrettenerife: Concerts on Tenerife: Madel, Hijos de Eden Heart to Heart Tour: If you haven’t been to any local concerts yet, .. http://twurl.nl/m0dstf
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secrettenerife: Tenerife Dance Radio http://twurl.nl/hh1v68

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secrettenerife: Fashion Design in the Canaries: Young Canarian fashion designers were given a window onto their work last week .. http://bit.ly/2SRRsr

secrettenerife: Fashion Design in the Canaries: Young Canarian fashion designers were given a window onto their work last week .. http://bit.ly/2SRRsr
secrettenerife: Fashion Design in the Canaries: Young Canarian fashion designers were given a window onto their work last week .. http://bit.ly/2SRRsr
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secrettenerife: Tenerife Dance Radio http://twurl.nl/hh1v68
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secrettenerife: Tenerife Dogs: K9 Tenerife & Friends of the Animals News http://twurl.nl/sinhdz
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secrettenerife: Just joined a twibe. Visit http://twibes.com/Tenerife to join
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secrettenerife: Tenerife Dogs: K9 Tenerife & Friends of the Animals News http://twurl.nl/sinhdz

secrettenerife: Tenerife Sur, Canary Islands Current Conditions - 4:00 AM WET Nov. 4: Temperature: 70°F / 21°C | Humidity: 64% .. http://twurl.nl/v764od
secrettenerife: Tenerife Sur, Canary Islands Current Conditions - 4:00 AM WET Nov. 4: Temperature: 70°F / 21°C | Humidity: 64% .. http://twurl.nl/v764od
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