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- Founded:
- 2009
@ShitMyDadSays
Matthew Hayes "who took my weed?"
James J. Swick Hard work is good for the soul boy and by the way you act- you best pay it forward. Now git' ta' work.
Larry Dreiling Favorite exclamation: "SHITHOUSE MAGOO!!!"
David
My
Wife: "Stop the car I have to pee.. No! I am not peeing in the fucking
bottle! I don't care if you did it once. You can aim; I would need a
funnel." She's pretty good at keeping me amused!
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Tina Sickinger I brought you into this world, I can take you out!
Jacob maybe yes, maybe no
Cassandra (as the cat is licking it's butt clean)..."Don't you wish you could do that??"...."well, yeh"....."better ask him first"..
Jay Sebastian It's hotter than Job's turkey
Devin Gaumont
My Dad: REECE!!!
Reece: You called my royal name?
My Dad: Yeah. I called your royal name, so get your royal ass in here!
Danielle Barlow "There is a reason why they don't send donkeys to school.....because nobody likes a smart ass!"
Roxie Hunter
"Well Jesus H Christ!"
Wanted to ask him what the H stood for never had the nerve!
"I'm gonna knock you into the middle of next week!"
I always wondered exactly where that was. (He never laid a hand on us)
"It used to watch me shave now it watches me tie my shoes!"
His reply to me when asked how he was doing - Mom nearl...y passed out!
"You must respect the person you see in the mirror each morning" - Words I live by.
Heather When I announced my engagement @ age 20: "You two don't have a pot to piss in!"
Evan Grolley
Mom: "Smoking ganja... what's that?"
Dad: "I think it means giving a blow job..."
