SixWordSciFi

No Toilet Paper; spaceship log next.

FTL drive destination indeterminate; oops! pfft!

Reconditioned Pleasure Model - Cheap! vacuum anomoly

Die, upload, invent hamburger and shake

Wife downloading; checksum error; whoops soup.

UMakeITCool Mars broadcast interrupted; dome crack!

Orbital economics: buy high, sell low.

Going to Z’Ha’Dum will kill you.

Music lover - NOT. Cranial harp burns.

Next book in a thousand years.

Time machine’s glitching again. GOTO 10.

Face hugged. Chest burst. Breakfast ruined!

In the beginning was void main()

Causality loop? I’m my own Grandpaw!