Skippyshorts

Skippy zapped Finney sometime in January and now people are wondering what happened to him. Well....here is your answer.

THE RETURN OF ASK SKIPPY!!! Does the Skipster know any cool dance moves? Yes!!! Watch in HORROR!!!

Skippy is asked his thoughts on George Lucas.

The story of Aladdin as you've never heard OR seen it before! IN SPACE!!!!!!!!!!

Does Skippy have a washingmachine? Or perhaps something WAY more cooler? AND THIS EMAIL IS FROM A BAND!? WHAT NOW?

Pandaman8 asks about what happens when...

Can you be like Skippy? Maybe! It could be good, it could be great, it totally is STUPID! See for yourself how to be like the Skipster!

Has Skippy ever been arrested, or had a run in with the cops!? How will it end!? Oh, the horror! Oh, the burping! STUPID!!!

BUY DIRTY SOAP!!! IT WILL MAKE YOU DIRTY LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE!!!

Is Finney an old man crossed with a polar bear!?!!?! Is that possible!?!!?! what the heck!?! IS SKIPPY DEAD!?!?! FIND OUT IN THE VERY FIRST ASK FINNEY!!! STUPID!!!

Does Skippy have a middle name? A quest is embarked upon to find out! One of the weirdest Ask Skippy's yet!!!! Cowboys, talking plants, flying mammoths, it's all here!

Finney's back with another story! This one's about a fierce, mean, nasty dragon, and the people who try to kill him! Finney's most far-out story yet!

Finney has very deep issues!!