
Stand Up Comedy "As a kid Halloween was amazing. You'd dress like a superhero, you'd bang on your neighbors door, and you'd get candy. I do that today and my neighbor wants me arrested. Probablly cause I make a hot cat woman." -Jim Gaffigan

Stand Up Comedy I am running out of time to keep this updated, anyone want to help?

Stand Up Comedy " I had to stop drinking, cause I got tired of waking in my car driving 90." Richard Pryor

Stand Up Comedy I wonder what would happen if Franz Ferdinand were assassinated?" - Glenn Wool

Stand Up Comedy When shooting a mime, don't use a silencer or his friends will hear you.

Stand Up Comedy "I'm from a very large family -- nine parents." Jim Gaffigan

Stand Up Comedy Stock lines.....we'll start....(point to the microphone) "There's a reason they don't give these things out at the door, pal!"

Stand Up Comedy Todd Krepakevich "Necessity is the mother of invention. And incest is the father of retards."

Stand Up Comedy "rock climbing is a lot like having someone ugly go down on you....don't look down!" Stewart Francis.

Stand Up Comedy "In my second marriage I found out my first wife was right. I am definitely the problem." Jebb Fink

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An
important comedy related announcement. Mike MacDonald will be at The
Laugh Shop on Whyte Ave October 6 - 11th. Incredibly funny and
Canadian. If you are near Edmonton we highly recommend this show. http://thelaughshop.wordpress.com/
Source: thelaughshop.wordpress.com
Mike MacDonald will be coming to The Laugh Shop October 6 – 11th. Mike is definitely someone to see. If you haven’t seen him yet, you have missed some serious comedy in your life, and if you have, you know what we are talking about.

Stand Up Comedy "Did you hear the guy that wrote the "Hokey Pokey" died? It took forever to bury him." Tim Nutt

Stand Up Comedy Sean Lecomber "A friend asked me once which celebrity, alive or dead, would I want to do. I said Britany Spears, and, dead."






















