Street Carnage

What do you get when you convince Tobey MaGuire, John Stossel, and Eva Mendes to get nude and fight each other? Well, you get a pornographic romcom about post-millennial intercourse in a world where gender still matters...

Here is a horror docudrama by Pinky starring Martin Scorsese and a very drunk Zooey Deschanel. Here is a horror docudrama by Pinky starring Martin Scorsese and a very drunk Zooey Deschanel...

This is maybe the best photo shoot ever? Take an incredible 1946 Knuckle, throw a hot as shit model into the mix wearing ridiculously sexy Kiki De Montparnasse lingerie and sometimes just a pair of fishnets and you just sold every copy of your new issue. This is maybe the best photo shoot ever...

by Peter Roth; Fort Wayne, IN Found by Peter Roth; Fort Wayne, IN “One day while walking downtown I found this in a puddle just over the bridge where the three rivers in Fort Wayne meet. I’m not a detective, but I think Announomys is a little jealous.” -P.R. -FOUN

See? THIS is when it makes sense to wear a wool hat. I can’t believe I have to tell you shit like this. I feel like your mother chasing you down the street with your snowpants. 8 out of 10 stars

A Miss G Train competition is the last thing you’d expect to emerge from NYC’s most notorious line. A Miss G Train competition is the last thing you’d expect to emerge from NYC’s most notorious line. However I really like the fact that this grift is taking place. I assu...

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Sucks when you spend hours creating a whole new persona from scratch and nobody notices. 9 out of 10 stars

I’m sure your readers are too young to remember this but Robert Crumb did a hilarious comic called “When the Niggers Take Over America.” It was a parody of I’m sure your readers are too young to remember this but Robert Crumb did a hilarious comic called “When the Niggers Take Over America.”...

Earlier this week on Veteran’s Day, or Remembrance Day as it is referred to in the old country, I was thinking it was time to thank people like Micah Jesse. ...

READER SUBMITTED CONTENT I am currently in a period of my life where I feel like I may give up on masturbation, particularly when it’s anchored to internet porn. ...

If you live in a small town, getting $10,000 from your dead Grandma often does a lot more harm than good. 6 out of 10 stars

HI! My name is Bob Foster and what you can see above is my brain on drugs. I have been sober for a year and two months. WORDS: ROBERT FOSTER HI! My name is Bob Foster and what you can see above is my brain on drugs. I have been sober for a year and two months...

The first thing a woman checks out on a guy is his shoes. The first thing a guy checks out on a woman is something they are often reluctant to — will you PLEASE turn around? 9 out of 10 stars