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Watching this clip makes me feel like I’m in my private library, sitting in my leather chair in front of the fireplace, gulping back Beaute du Siecle cognac while receiving one thousand and thirty five blow jobs.
The secret to tanning is knowing when is enough. For example, our model Brenda has dark hair and likes bright colors so a darker tan is ideal for her and she knows her limit. That’s why she is going to look great!
Can’t we negotiate with these creatures? Something like, “Look, I know you’re light years out of my league but could I take your barf on a date?” 10 out of 10 stars
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Street Carnage Films and Last Pictures are filming the final scene of a comedy short called “WHO’S HORNIER?” this Sunday at a strip club called Headquarters. We need as many women as possible to come dressed as unfeminine as possible and sit there looking bored while sipping beer. ...
My father dropped bombs on Germany in World War II, which immediately leads to a pair of conclusions: 1) I’m old as fuck; 2) My family probably did more to defeat Hitler than any of you faceless keyboard gayrods who ever called me a Nazi. ...
As someone who hears baby people as clearly as magic kids see dead people, I know when an infant is in trouble. I can also tell when parents have no fucking clue what they’re doing. As someone who hears baby people as clearly as magic kids see dead people, I know when an infant is in trouble. ...
Ninjasonik came by our gigantic studio to discuss fucking, food, Mondays, and fucking. We recorded it and this is how it sounds. Ninjasonik came by our gigantic studio to discuss fucking, food, Mondays, and fucking. We recorded it and this is how it sounds...
They are the children of the greatest generation, they stopped a war, they have Viagra and they are just plain superior. Damn, they can even rock in wheelchairs and not actually play any notes! That’s why they will live to be 300 and never know when to gracefully, move over. ...
She’s definitely not doing anything wrong but Jesus Christ can we not just have one tiny dash of flair? Even a zit would be a nice splash of color. 7 out of 10 stars
I’ve been going out with this girl for two years now and I just don’t want to do it anymore. I’ve been going out with this girl for two years now and I just don’t want to do it anymore. My fri...
Because I believe in political hardball, I’m voting Jimmy McMillan for Mayor of NYC over Michael Bloomberg and Bill Thompson. Because I believe in political hardball, I’m voting Jimmy McMillan for Mayor of NYC over Michael Bloomberg and Bill Thompson. Be...
Dear women, please stop putting your hair up all the time. It’s a facial TMI. 7 out of 10 stars
After he killed someone in prison they tried to cover it up and- just kidding!?The only cover-up going on here is the star or the rose or whatever’s beneath that ridiculous blob. 7 out of 10 stars
Fashion is meant to accentuate your best features. If your best feature is that you’re perfect, just stick bright shit all over the place. 10 out of 10 stars
Here’s a tip: If you ever want to win anything that involves the Internet, include tits. “Dear Street Carnage, Went as Zombie Flasher around town. Zo...
