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StrictlySplatter.Com Cowboy Killer (2008)"Yes, this is a film about a middle-aged serial killer cowboy who walks around spewing western clichés like it’s nobody’s business. He engages in thoughtful conversation with most of his deceased victims, carrying on some psychotic fantasy where he is the hero. Nobody seems to understand or like him... but that’s ok because he’s going to shoot you regardless."
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Curse II: The Bite (1989)
" ... it is revealed that bite on his hand has mutated his hand
into a snake. Did you know that snakes can scream when they
are being hit by a guitar? Did you also know that when you
mutate into a snake you become quite the jerk?"
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Witchcraft VIII: Salem's Ghost (1996)
"I have nothing positive to say about this film. This film isn’t
good for anything. It’s not scary, erotic, or funny. Don’t engage
this movie in particular unless you are a seasoned movie masochist!"
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Curse, The (1987)
"The script is weak, and fails to deliver the town full of zombie
people we were expecting and just relegates the "action" to a
small farm house. . The effects were nice though. There were
some excellent splat-tastic images, but beyond that we get a
half-baked story with no room to spread out."
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Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986)
" ... each character is interesting and complex although the
film is fairly simple. Michael Rooker’s performance is
outstanding and John McNaughton’s directing is powerful. One
feels immersed in their world of desperation and violence."
StrictlySplatter.Com Shakma (1990)" ... monsters who have lost all reasoning are even scarier because of their unpredictability. This unpredictability, the bloody deaths, and the breathless pace make this a film to be studied. Ultimately, the film proves my point. Monkeys are scary, violent psychopaths. Don't fuck with monkeys!"
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It's Alive 2: It Lives Again (1978)
"I absolutely hated everything about this movie. They have
already established that these are not real human babies, they
are animalistic killing machines disguised as babies. But fuck
yes, that thing is dead. I might not have nightmares tonight.
Nightmares of boredom and death."
StrictlySplatter.Com Sounds of Splatter (the official audio podcast for Strictly Splatter) is proud to present our 2nd Annual Halloween Double Feature episode. The theme this year is Lesbian Vampire Films and we have picked two fine flicks for you to enjoy: VAMPYRES (1974) and the Jess Franco classic VAMPIROS LESBOS (1971). So sit back and enjoy a little girl on girl action!!
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StrictlySplatter.Com It's B-Movie Meatloaf time again and this month's theme is Hammer Films. Enjoy the reviews from the Meatloaf crew.
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Video Dead, The (1987)
"The zombies, seeing that they aren't being treated like
monsters, take her up on her friendly offer and they all sit
down to a nice, relaxing dinner together. Then she coaxes
them into the basement to have a dance party (a fucking dance party!!!!)..."
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Video Violence 2 (1987)
"I was amazed at the construction of this movie - at how well
the theme (splatter films) held the film together. The gore gags
are super cheap but the fun is grade A. There is plenty of blood
and boobs and the sadistic town itself is the perfect beast."
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I Spit on Your Grave (1978)
"It has a boring 20 minute set up (boring only because you
want them to get to the revenge stuff already), but then the film
delivers the sleazy, grimy, grindhouse goods. The rape scenes
are distasteful and grim and the revenge is sweet."
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Witchcraft VII: Judgement Hour (1995)
"This has to be the funniest and most entertaining Witchcraft I
have seen. I love the fact how they can just start up a sex
scene anywhere for any reason, and some of them are quite
clever and original. I congratulate the writers for sneaking
them in as best as they could."
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Topo, El (1970)
"Jodorowsky's unique vision of a western is at times
frustrating, but rewarding in its ballsy attitude. When they hit
the town of Cochise, sadly a solid hour, becomes boring and
pretentious, causing this critic to lose interest in the film and
its characters very quickly ..."
