
Strong.Bad Oh, cuh-rap! What am I, your dad? I can't believe I pulled the old "mash Stop when you think you're mashing Record and mash Record when you think you're mashing Stop" routine on myself.

Strong.Bad Y'know, I really think those Marshie commercials ought to be rated NC-17.

Strong.Bad Hey, Coach! I wasn't trying to fade you. That wasn't me. I don't know who those peoples were.

Strong.Bad This product is a product I endorse... On my hat.

Strong.Bad Oh, that's it! Allow me to relieve you of that located shoulder! Hyah!

Strong.Bad He's the Dethemberween Thnikkaman, and he'll make your dreams come true. No, there ain't no beatin' that holiday feelin', when he says "Shut up" to you.

Strong.Bad Man, there's nothing like a couple of ice cold Expen$e Account Ones while on a business trip!

Strong.Bad Take a look at these bad boys and get back to work! This one's got like some kinda whale... in space. And this one talks about cussing. And this one's incredibly inspirational... with the bursting waters. Here's one a-those hush puppies. They'll make you

Strong.Bad I'LL GET YOU KEVIN GRUMBLES!!!

Strong.Bad You internet types ruined Trogdor! Just like you did zombies, pirates, ninjas and Strong Bad! Er, wait, no. Yeah!

Strong.Bad Web comics are easy, Gunky. They're all about video games, gamernerds, webgeeks, dorknerds, gamewads, nerdgames, webwebs, and elves.

Strong.Bad I should probably go ahead and give him a couple missing teeth... Acne... One of them butt chins. There we go. One hundred and ten percent lady-proof.

Strong.Bad Well Gardenboy, as a crafty ring veteran, I can let you in on a little secret: being an awesome wrestler has nothing to do with awesome wrestling moves! It's all about awesome costumes, gimmicks, and dinosaur tranquilizer fueled ranting and raving!
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