Sue Sylvester (GLEE)

Sue Sylvester (GLEE) I'm tired of waiting for a Scott Bakula vehicle worthy of his talents.

November 12 at 6:17pm
Sue Sylvester (GLEE)

Sue Sylvester (GLEE) Right on, Congressional Republicans! Don't quit until we have a third world health care system to weed out all the enfeebled!

November 6 at 6:50pm
Sue Sylvester (GLEE)

Sue Sylvester (GLEE) I was pretty sure speed limits were just a rough guideline.

November 6 at 6:49pm
Sue Sylvester (GLEE)

Sue Sylvester (GLEE) I once pulverized my own gall stones by yelling at them.

October 23 at 7:23pm
Sue Sylvester (GLEE)

Sue Sylvester (GLEE) Does anyone know if Glenn Beck is single?

October 16 at 6:16pm
Sue Sylvester (GLEE)

Sue Sylvester (GLEE) Sylvester/Palin 2012.

October 9 at 1:57pm
Sue Sylvester (GLEE)

Sue Sylvester (GLEE) Health insurance is for the weak. I perform all my own medical procedures.

October 2 at 5:39pm
Sue Sylvester (GLEE)

Sue Sylvester (GLEE) Hey, where can I apply to get on one of these death panels?

September 29 at 5:35pm
Corrie Mcswane
Corrie Mcswane
i have already tried, damn obama keeping the secret committees to himself, i'm good at paperwork, i will totally find my way in!
Yesterday at 9:41pm
Sue Sylvester (GLEE)

Sue Sylvester (GLEE) Possum is WAY less delicious than Wikipedia indicated.

September 25 at 7:38pm
Sue Sylvester (GLEE)

Sue Sylvester (GLEE) You know what Sue Sylvester's never done? Paid income tax. http://bit.ly/s1H36

Sue Sylvester (GLEE)

Sue Sylvester (GLEE) I think we should go back into Somalia. It's about time we had some boots on the ground again in the horn of Africa. That horn's getting a little too big for its britches, if you ask Sue Sylvester.

August 4 at 5:07pm
Tavares Miles
Tavares Miles
Outstanding!
November 4 at 4:06pm
Sue Sylvester (GLEE)

Sue Sylvester (GLEE) Just littered in front of a cop and it felt FANTASTIC.

July 7 at 6:24pm
Rene Jacobs Archambault
November 9 at 2:22pm
Corrie Mcswane
Corrie Mcswane
litter provides jobs for the underclass, you have a big heart!
Yesterday at 9:43pm
Sue Sylvester (GLEE)

Sue Sylvester (GLEE) Sue Sylvester just walked past a mirror and briefly fell in love with herself. Gotta look into this cloning thing.

July 1 at 6:14pm
Corrie Mcswane
Corrie Mcswane
DO NOT TALK ONLINE ABOUT CLONING, HOW CAN WE RESERVE IT FOR THE MASTER RACE IF YOU"RE LIKE BLAH BLAH BLAH...
Yesterday at 9:46pm
Sue Sylvester (GLEE)

Sue Sylvester (GLEE) You’re sloppy babies!

June 9 at 6:27pm
Danielle Myers-Rickard
Danielle Myers-Rickard
Or you're SOGGY CHERIOS!
November 17 at 12:13pm
Corrie Mcswane
Corrie Mcswane
babies are sloppy pieces of overgrown fetus, they cry and drool, like little retards, you can't help a retard and you can't help a baby, they are both basically losers, and only the strong survive.
Yesterday at 9:49pm
Sue Sylvester (GLEE)

Sue Sylvester (GLEE) Who needs a pick me up?

June 4 at 6:44pm
Taylor Clemons
November 15 at 3:32pm
Corrie Mcswane
Corrie Mcswane
already there!
Yesterday at 9:50pm