
"I'm shakin' the dust of this crummy little town off my feet and I'm gonna see the world. Italy, Greece, the Parthenon, the Colosseum. Then, I'm comin' back here to go to college and see what they know. And then I'm gonna build things...

Tonight you will be visited by three ghosts!Steinbrenner? What are you doing in my bedroom at midnight on Christmas Eve...are you here to tell me you got Bay, you prick? And what's with the lid?Uh...hmmm, Bay...I mean...the ghosts...

In a world in which Mike Lowell can keep boomeranging back to the Sox, despite the front office's increasingly desperate attempts to cast him out, I guess it's not surprising to hear that Jason Bay hasn't completely dissolved from our 2010 left field plans...

The Yankees have re-acquired Javier Vazquez. As I'm sure you'll recall, the last time Senor Vazquez suited up for New York, this happened:I'm glad Javier will be showing up at Fenway sometime in 2010...

Officer Lowell, it's good to have you back on the squad.Honestly, I have no problem about being back here.Glad to hear it. And just to be up front, when you injured your hip running after those young toughs stealing Mrs...

I apologize for the shaky video, I couldn't figure out how to "acquire" the quality footage (found here).Also, Sports Illustrated has it as the second greatest play in MLB for the decade:2. The steal of the century. Everything changed with a wink...

My guess is right around the same time Adrian Gonzalez became Hank Aaron. Based on many of the nasty comments I've received, I know I am in the minority in not loving the Lackey deal...

Call it the curse of the Epsteins. Back in the day, Theo's great uncles, Leslie and Julius Epstein, wrote the screenplay for The Man Who Came to Dinner, about a boorish playwright who cracks his hip while visiting friends and becomes a bedridden nuisance to his hosts while he recovers...

A few weeks back, Theo Epstein was waxing rhapsodic about how 2010 could be a bridge year for the Sox; a time to squeeze what we can from existing talent while waiting for all the fresh faces on the farm to come of age...

So, Mike Cameron and John Lackey were officially introduced to the media. Everyone smiled, glad hands were given, all the right things were said. Both players gave the standard press conference responses...

How does the blockbuster acquisition of a guy named "Tug" go unnoticed in Red Sox Nation? The addition of Timothy "Tug" Hulett solidifies the Red Sox position in their attempt to fill the roster with "Seven Dwarfs" nickname cast-offs...

Apparently upset that they couldn't land Kevin James, what with his movie career and all, the Sox have been chatting up former Yankee Nick Johnson, owner of what might be baseball's single worst moustache -- a nasty hybrid of '70s porn star specials and The Killers' Bra...ndon Flowers.I've never been...
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So one minute, we're sitting around, touching up our series of John Marzano-inspired oil paintings, and watching helplessly as Jason Bay's agent holds our nuts to the fire...


























