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TL Hines, Author of "Noir Bizarre" Stories

TL Hines, Author of "Noir Bizarre" Stories The only people who get everything they want are hypochondriacs.

Fri at 7:23am
TL Hines, Author of "Noir Bizarre" Stories

TL Hines, Author of "Noir Bizarre" Stories Little-known fact: all music groups formed in the 1970s were legally required to name themselves after cities or food items.

November 13 at 1:16pm
Troy
Troy
What about KISS and Queen?
November 13 at 2:19pm
Karen Palmer
Karen Palmer
Hershey's Kisses and Queen City, Missouri - yep still works
November 13 at 3:38pm
TL Hines, Author of "Noir Bizarre" Stories
Fri at 7:24am
TL Hines, Author of "Noir Bizarre" Stories

TL Hines, Author of "Noir Bizarre" Stories I know a guy who wears wife beater shirts every day. Says the Second Amendment guarantees him the right to bare arms.

November 9 at 7:30am
Gregory Schelske
Gregory Schelske
Okay...at least one guy in North Carolina thought that was funny. Thanks for the laugh Mr. Hines.
November 9 at 9:07am
Amy Logan Harding
Amy Logan Harding
That's going to keep me laughing all day
November 10 at 5:20am
Barbara
Barbara
Lol!
November 12 at 12:02am
TL Hines, Author of "Noir Bizarre" Stories

TL Hines, Author of "Noir Bizarre" Stories If I were a cardiologist, I'd definitely have a tee shirt that says "I (heart) hearts."

November 6 at 10:59am
Kelly Kane
Kelly Kane
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
November 6 at 11:26am
Bill Hooper
November 6 at 11:34am
TL Hines, Author of "Noir Bizarre" Stories

TL Hines, Author of "Noir Bizarre" Stories An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An onion a day should take care of pretty much everyone else.

November 3 at 7:55am
Barbara
Barbara
hahaha! EWWWWW!!!!!
November 12 at 12:03am
TL Hines, Author of "Noir Bizarre" Stories

TL Hines, Author of "Noir Bizarre" Stories Looks like Kanye West has become a Monty Python fan overnight. http://twitpic.com/mhu3x

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Teressa Johnson
Teressa Johnson
"run away! run away"
October 22 at 3:31pm
TL Hines, Author of "Noir Bizarre" Stories

TL Hines, Author of "Noir Bizarre" Stories We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And clowns.

October 22 at 11:08am
Amy Logan Harding
Amy Logan Harding
Yes! You must not write a story about scary clowns or I can't possibly read it.
October 23 at 5:18am
Barbara
Barbara
People who say such things have obviously never seen my mother's meatloaf! I'm traumatized for life! ;)
November 12 at 12:04am
TL Hines, Author of "Noir Bizarre" Stories

TL Hines, Author of "Noir Bizarre" Stories Noticing "woah" and "tommorow" are two of the most-used words on Twitter Trends. Which might explain why "dictionary" isn't.

October 21 at 12:42pm
Richard Mansel
Richard Mansel
They need an older sample of people. :)
October 21 at 12:45pm
Kristi
Kristi
aint it the truth....... :)
October 21 at 3:17pm
TL Hines, Author of "Noir Bizarre" Stories

TL Hines, Author of "Noir Bizarre" Stories Betting the whole "balloon boy" incident was just a clever marketing gimmick cooked up by the folks at Jiffy Pop.

October 16 at 8:34am
TL Hines, Author of "Noir Bizarre" Stories

TL Hines, Author of "Noir Bizarre" Stories It would seem responsibility is as important to Wall Street as contraception is to the Duggar family.

October 15 at 9:52am
TL Hines, Author of "Noir Bizarre" Stories

TL Hines, Author of "Noir Bizarre" Stories I'm told 8/10ths of all Americans--a full 90%--have trouble calculating fractions.

October 14 at 7:50am
Kristi
Kristi
Wow, Nina, I am impressed!!
October 14 at 2:55pm
Britt
Britt
92.6 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Fri at 5:10pm
TL Hines, Author of "Noir Bizarre" Stories

TL Hines, Author of "Noir Bizarre" Stories Breaking News: NASA crashes into the dark side of the moon--just 36 years after Pink Floyd.

October 9 at 7:34am
Nina Roesner
Nina Roesner
Ah, need to pass this on to JIM!
October 9 at 11:21am
Teressa Johnson
Teressa Johnson
Too Funny!! Think I liked Pink Floyd's version better. Not so dry
October 9 at 3:23pm
Ginger Meyer

Ginger Meyer read one novel - read your reviews on this site.....now i'm lookin' for the rest of your stuff. hope it's all as good as "they" say. :o)
about the flu shot.....i think someone's getting rich and it ain't the good 'ol boys!

October 9 at 6:59am · Report
TL Hines, Author of "Noir Bizarre" Stories
TL Hines, Author of "Noir Bizarre" Stories
Hi, Ginger - Hey, thanks for reading. I don't know what "they" say (reading reviews has become too hard on my fingernails and hair), but I certainly hope you like the books. If not, just lie and tell me you did.
October 9 at 7:38am
TL Hines, Author of "Noir Bizarre" Stories

TL Hines, Author of "Noir Bizarre" Stories Time to have another flu shot. I believe I'll go with a nice Kentucky bourbon.

October 7 at 6:16am
TL Hines, Author of "Noir Bizarre" Stories
TL Hines, Author of "Noir Bizarre" Stories
Considering the weather in Montana right now, I should have saved my "flu shots" for today.
October 9 at 7:39am
Michelle Pendergrass
Michelle Pendergrass
Unless you're out, there's nothing that says you can't have more. :)
October 9 at 7:41am
TL Hines, Author of "Noir Bizarre" Stories

TL Hines, Author of "Noir Bizarre" Stories Getting caught with your hand in the cookie jar. Literally. http://is.gd/40AlO

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A man accused of breaking into a Billings apartment at 3 a.m., waking the lone female resident by yelling and