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Teufel's Tomb is going to write up a review or two today. Any requests?
Teufel's Tomb I review the debut full length by Swedish death metal(core) act As You Drown. It's about as enjoyable as you'd expect.
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As You Drown add the suffix core to the phrase Swedish Death Metal.
Teufel's Tomb I finally decide to listen to The Black Dahlia Murder and instantly fucking regret it. Jesus Christ this band fucking sucks...
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Michigan's The Black Dahlia Murder aren't the worst band in the metal scene today, but they're one of the more popular shitty bands around. I blame it on the children. Fucking kids these days...
Teufel's Tomb Pile Driver fucking hates the new Slayer. HATES IT!
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Oh, how the mighty have fallen...
Teufel's Tomb While many people praise Hour of Penance, Pile Driver isn't that thrilled with them. Neither am I.
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The Vile Conception is a well-performed collection of brutal death metal that has been a welcome addition to the Piledriver metal library. At the same time, it is not something that screams “play me” each time I turn on the stereo.
Teufel's Tomb Pile Driver reviews an unsigned British death metal band he found on some Terrorizer compilation. He likes it.
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I discovered the music of Flayed Disciple courtesy of a Terrorizer sampler. Despite this, it's actually a lot better than you'd think.
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The
first review I've written in four month is... Behemoth's new full
length, Evangelion. Not quite a classic, but good enough that's it's
pretty damn close.
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Despite looking like gay He-Man villains, Polish death metallers Behemoth deliver their most crushing full length effort to date!
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Silky Bravado reviews the latest offering by Greek experimental technical death metallers Sickening Horror (formerly on Willowtip Records): http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/sicke
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Teufel's Tomb Damian reviews German atmospheric blackened doom metallers The Ruins of Beverast. It's tasty stuff... I was going to post a sample, but every song is about a week long. If there's enough demand for a sample I'll post one though.
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Foulest Semen Of A Sheltered Elite is sheer genius. It combines droning, doom/black guitar passages, samples, clear vocals, and an atmosphere almost unrivaled in the current metal scene. Absolutely essential.
Teufel's Tomb What's some good new goregrind in 2009? Most of my favorite goregrind labels haven't released much this year.
Teufel's Tomb Pile Driver reviews the new Squash Bowels... and it is fucking awesome! Audio sample included.
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In the few months that I’ve contributed to Teufel’s Tomb, I have yet to submit a review that I deemed an Essential buy. Well, you can consider that cherry popped in a big way.
Teufel's Tomb has posted a touching tribute to the infamous sheepfucker, porngrind legend, Minnesota metal icon and Anal Blast vocalist Don Decker who passed away on Sunday. You and your fucked up sense of humour will be missed. RIP. (Includes 2 audio samples of ultra rare Anal Blast recordings)
Teufel's Tomb » Blog » Don Decker: Sheepfucker, Anal Blast Vocalist, Porn Grind Legend, Humanitarian
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Teufel's Tomb's touching tribute to legendary porn grind weirdo Don Decker of Anal Blast. Rest in peace!
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Unique Leader releases brutal death metal albums. Silky Bravado likes brutal death metal. 1 + 1 = Boner http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/vomit
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Italy's Vomit the Soul are the real deal. Who wants to do the Kid N' Play kick-step?
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Soiled Depends listens to the new General Surgery and promptly goes outside to yell profanities at the elderly. http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/gener
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It's pretty simple folks. Corpus in Extremis is a dismembered fifteen track casket of grotesqueries, exhumed for a back alley autopsy. This sick platter flies off a cliff in a black hearse kissing its own anus the whole time and doesn't let up. ...
