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Teufel's Tomb Damian reviews German atmospheric blackened doom metallers The Ruins of Beverast. It's tasty stuff... I was going to post a sample, but every song is about a week long. If there's enough demand for a sample I'll post one though.
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Foulest Semen Of A Sheltered Elite is sheer genius. It combines droning, doom/black guitar passages, samples, clear vocals, and an atmosphere almost unrivaled in the current metal scene. Absolutely essential.
Teufel's Tomb What's some good new goregrind in 2009? Most of my favorite goregrind labels haven't released much this year.
Teufel's Tomb Pile Driver reviews the new Squash Bowels... and it is fucking awesome! Audio sample included.
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In the few months that I’ve contributed to Teufel’s Tomb, I have yet to submit a review that I deemed an Essential buy. Well, you can consider that cherry popped in a big way.
Teufel's Tomb has posted a touching tribute to the infamous sheepfucker, porngrind legend, Minnesota metal icon and Anal Blast vocalist Don Decker who passed away on Sunday. You and your fucked up sense of humour will be missed. RIP. (Includes 2 audio samples of ultra rare Anal Blast recordings)
Teufel's Tomb » Blog » Don Decker: Sheepfucker, Anal Blast Vocalist, Porn Grind Legend, Humanitarian
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Teufel's Tomb's touching tribute to legendary porn grind weirdo Don Decker of Anal Blast. Rest in peace!
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Unique Leader releases brutal death metal albums. Silky Bravado likes brutal death metal. 1 + 1 = Boner http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/vomit
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Italy's Vomit the Soul are the real deal. Who wants to do the Kid N' Play kick-step?
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Soiled Depends listens to the new General Surgery and promptly goes outside to yell profanities at the elderly. http://www.teufelstomb.com/reviews/gener
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It's pretty simple folks. Corpus in Extremis is a dismembered fifteen track casket of grotesqueries, exhumed for a back alley autopsy. This sick platter flies off a cliff in a black hearse kissing its own anus the whole time and doesn't let up. ...
Teufel's Tomb hasn't been called a faggot in weeks. I should probably rectify that by reviewing some albums in the not-too-distant future.
Teufel's Tomb Necro-tron reviews Razorback Records' latest release: CLAWS! Audio sample included. It's good. Oh yes... it's good!!!
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Ever wondered would have happened if Sweden's Crematory or Finland's Abhorrence lasted long enough to put out an actual full length? This debut effort from Claws gives us just that.
Teufel's Tomb Pile Driver reviews the Deathevokation/Kingdom/Mandatory split. He likes the first two but not the latter, which is kind of surprising considering I liked the Mandatory stuff. Go figure.
Teufel's Tomb » Reviews » Deathevokation & Mandatory (Ger) & Kingdom (Pol) "Altar Of The Old Skulls"
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While not an instant classic, the album overall is definitely a good listen and worth picking up if you like old-style death metal, and really – who the fuck doesn’t???
Teufel's Tomb Necro-tron listens to some Christian deathcore and isn't pleased by what he hears. Not pleased at all...
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God is dead and Keep the Change, Despair have killed Him by gang banging His every orifice with their limp, soft dicks. And they didn't even bother to offer a reach-around. Those jerks....
Teufel's Tomb can't get over how badass Grave was back in the day. If you can listen to "...And Here I Die Satisfied" without getting an uncontrollable urge to start moshing you're a fucking homo.
Teufel's Tomb Damian reviews the newest Funebrarum. If you haven't heard them before you should definitely check them out. There's an MP3 sample in the review, so now you have no excuse to ignore them.
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Funebrarum's newest offering, The Sleep of Morbid Dreams, slays. Along with a heap of surprisingly killer releases coming out this year, Funebrarum is most definitely at the top, flexing muscles far more muscly than thine.
Teufel's Tomb Pile Driver listens to the new Asphyx and he likes it! He really, really likes it! Can't say I blame him, it's a great disc!
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This is definitely one of the best albums I’ve heard in ’09 and will be on my short list for album of the year. Get this one, play it fucking loud, and watch everyone race to get out of the way.
Teufel's Tomb After a nearly 10 year hiatus, Damian is here to tell you that you're all wimps and your taste in music sucks! He also fucked your mother and did unspeakable things to your father. He also reviewed the most recent Mental Horror list, complete with audio sample.
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Apocalyptic, brewtle, relentless and thankfully painted over with a refreshing bit of the old school feel. Among the stupid mess of bands making stupid messes these days, Blemished Redemption definitely deserves a good 'ol headphone blasting.
