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That Girl From Shallotte
That Girl From Shallotte From the annals of unemployment: I don't miss eating out, and I don't need new clothes because I have plenty of sweatpants to wear around the house, but I really need a job so I can keep my one luxury employed. (Warning: This post contains religious satire. Please don't read it if you are offended by that sort of humor. xola)
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I think the average American has a misperception of the English as quaint, simple people who attend Anglican services in Gothic cathedrals and invite the vicar round for tea. The six English boys I went out with over the years, including the one I married, are all godless heathens. ...
That Girl From Shallotte Welcome, friends! Thanks so much for stopping by. Now that we're all here, let's go around the room and say a little something about ourselves. I'll start: "My name is Leigh Ann. My horrible fear of frogs drove me from my hometown to Raleigh, where Barney Fife goes to party."
That Girl From Shallotte The things we do for love...
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You probably had to go to work today and weren't able to keep up with minute-by-minute news reports. Never fear! I'm here to tell you everything reported on CNN today.I was, you see, in a waiting room ...
That Girl From Shallotte Dear twinkly-eyed, honey-dripping, Southern senior citizen named John at the store where I've been shopping for years: I know you realize, after all this time, that I'm old enough to have a child of legal age to buy cigarettes. You know that every time you card me, you just tickle me speechless and make my day. I love our relationship. -- xola
That Girl From Shallotte So I'm thinking of starting a new business...
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In These Trying Economic Times (TM), millions of suddenly jobless people like myself are clamoring for an angle. I'm happy to announce I've found mine! Consulting!
That Girl From Shallotte Last night, I dreamed I had a book deal. But when the galleys came from the press, it was a 36-page brochure. I was very pleased with the print job.
That Girl From Shallotte Human words are the drum upon which we tap out crude rhythms for bears to dance to while we long to make music that will melt the stars. Flaubert
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I originally wrote this in July in a fit of grief. Decided to take it down, as it was still ouchy, and took some awesome comments down with it in the process.But just now, Nitzer Ebb's "Join in the Chant" ...
Kathy Phelps-Stieglitz That Girl From Supply...LOl...{;;}
That Girl From Shallotte Proper names are poetry in the raw. Like all poetry they are untranslatable. -- Auden
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My husband and I have different last names. In fact, my husband, mother-in-law, father-in-law, stepson and I have five surnames between us.It's not like I'm in love with the sound of my last name or enjoy explaining it every time I make an appointment. ...
That Girl From Shallotte I've been working on my portfolio all week, using the living room floor as my workspace. Mr. Sweetypants got on a cleaning kick and nearly threw some of my samples in the recycling. It reminded me of something a manager at the advertising agency told me years ago: "We make trash." :)
Anne Russ Phelps I thought you wrote "Mr. Sweatypants"!! I think it's time for my reading glasses... Mama always says men shouldn't wear those vulgar sweat pants!!
Peggy Stanley Russ Some things we never forget no matter what age we are. Love you Girl! Peggy
Peggy Stanley Russ You are just to funny. When is Birdie coming home?Why don't you come to church Sunday and sit with Alan & I?
That Girl From Shallotte Don't think about a camel.
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(Setup for non-Methodists: Pastors in the United Methodist Church spend an average of four years at their parishes before being reassigned.)I only met my Sainted Southern Mother's pastor once, briefly, at the shindig my parents gave Steve and me three years ago. ...
