
This is brief, because it hurts to type. True physical pain. The Cranky PMhas H1N1 – 0r as one reader termed it, “porkulosis”.No doubt, it is some kind of cosmic retribution for her executing a near flawless product launch earlier this week, and then bragging about it on Twitter. Unfo...

Hello, As you might know, the Cranky Product Manager is scheduled to speak at the Business of Software 2009 conference. In a crazy-ass wig and sunglasses. As if that really disguised anyone. Maybe the CPM should get one of those Scooby-Doo Villain masks…. Ack. Focus, CPM! ...

Oy. Product managers create business cases and business plans all the time. The Cranky PM hascreated and seen abajillion of them inher day. Lots. But, cripes, so many of them suck. In particular, so many business cases use a device that is a major peeve of the Cranky Product Manager...

Here’s some stuff the Cranky PM has learned during her (not that) long and (wicked) illustrious career. Readers, add your own “10 things” that you’ve learned about product management in the comments. 1. On ove...

The Cranky Product Manager has gone all new-agey — doing yoga and eating organic food and crap like that…rethinking life, trying to think positive (”I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me”) and all. (What’s next? Macrame?) An...

Today we have an excellent guest post from a professional ho-bag. No, not Lady Gaga, nor Paris Hilton, but an IT Industry Analyst! You know, one of those coin-operated Gardener / Forest Ranger types...

Yeah, yeah, the Cranky Product Manager is wicked delinquent in posting Part 3 by the Cranky Marketer. You remember the Cranky Marketer, don’t you? ...

The Cranky Sales Engineer swears that the next marketing person who flies into town and plunks himself down in the CSE’s cube and asks, “So what deals are you working on with my product?” will be boiled in his own bullshit. The CSE does not need a marketing funnel hawk. Funn...

You “regular” people will probably never understand this, but it is TOUGH TOUGH TOUGH being a fictional product management celebrity. (Please, cry for me, Argentina.) For one, the paparazzi never leave you alone. Se...

The Cranky Sales Engineer has botched his Facebook username and is doomed to live with the error forever as there is no delete, no backspace, no rename, and no access to customer support. He blames product marketing. What kind of idiot creates a product that assumes 100% accuracy from its users...

OK, everyone. The Cranky Product Manager wants you all to get up and sing. SING, DAMMIT, SING. Because the Cranky Product Manager is now officially THREE years old. OK, three years old plus 4 days. The CPM is a little bit late with her own birthday - this blog was born on June 11, 2006...

Thanks to Midlakewinter for the link to this very-funny-but-in-an-uncomfortable-kind-of-way video, entitled the Enlightened Stupid Marketer...

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