The Cranky Product Manager
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The Cranky Product Manager started bitching and moaning about the realities of Silicon-Valley-style product development in the year 2006.
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The Cranky Product Manager
This is brief, because it hurts to type. True physical pain. The Cranky PMhas H1N1 – 0r as one reader termed it, “porkulosis”.No doubt, it is some kind of cosmic retribution for her executing a near flawless product launch earlier this week, and then bragging about it on Twitter. Unfo...
Penny Blankenship
Penny Blankenship
Perhaps an oinkment would make you feel better?
Fri at 6:40pm
Ragini
Ragini
Are you sure this is not a cop out! Kidding - Feel Better!
Yesterday at 4:16am
The Cranky Product Manager
Hello, As you might know, the Cranky Product Manager is scheduled to speak at the Business of Software 2009 conference. In a crazy-ass wig and sunglasses. As if that really disguised anyone. Maybe the CPM should get one of those Scooby-Doo Villain masks…. Ack. Focus, CPM! ...
Geoffrey Anderson
Geoffrey Anderson
I think you should dress as Sponge Bob Square Pants
November 2 at 4:44pm
The Cranky Product Manager
Oy. Product managers create business cases and business plans all the time. The Cranky PM hascreated and seen abajillion of them inher day. Lots. But, cripes, so many of them suck. In particular, so many business cases use a device that is a major peeve of the Cranky Product Manager...
Chris
Chris
"It is difficult to get a man <for PC purposes, I'll update that to person> to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." - Upton Sinclair

I'll start with a quote and end with a quote, but in between the message is simple: Product managers should not be developing business cases. Rather, they should be facilitating their development by enlisting/enjoining the recognized subject matter experts from marketing, engineering, ops, legal, regulatory, sales, and PR for their biz case assumptions. PMs should scrupulously challenge and scrupulously review the same, and then hand the whole works over to finance who, in most publicly traded companies, owns subscriber recognition & long range financial plans. In this way, PMs control the process but not the model, thus enhancing and "accreting-to" their credibility... the single most significant arrow in a PMs quiver.

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"They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it <inserted by a smiling me: the trouble with all product managers>" -Joseph Addison.
October 20 at 5:00pm
Abid M. Chaudhry
Abid M. Chaudhry
Creating business cases doesn't always mean you're the one that has the tangible deliverable due - sometimes the creation is the process of getting there itself.
October 20 at 5:28pm
The Cranky Product Manager
Here’s some stuff the Cranky PM has learned during her (not that) long and (wicked) illustrious career. Readers, add your own “10 things” that you’ve learned about product management in the comments. 1. On ove...
Christina Hopkins
Christina Hopkins
Re: #2 So TRUE which totally p's me off! Working with men described in #2 is really annoying regardless of what they think their "expertise" is. These types of guys get under my skin like a really small sliver. Wonder if there is something in common between the two?
October 8 at 12:51pm
The Cranky Product Manager
The Cranky Product Manager has gone all new-agey — doing yoga and eating organic food and crap like that…rethinking life, trying to think positive (”I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me”) and all. (What’s next? Macrame?) An...
Utopian ॐ Oneness
Utopian ॐ Oneness
damn! am doin somethin similar :P Kundalini Yoga.. Organic Food...livin like a saint !!! as these developers manufacture bugs like F***
September 3 at 8:36pm
The Cranky Product Manager
Today we have an excellent guest post from a professional ho-bag. No, not Lady Gaga, nor Paris Hilton, but an IT Industry Analyst! You know, one of those coin-operated Gardener / Forest Ranger types...
Jeremy Beck
Jeremy Beck
Rolling out of my chair it so funny.
August 6 at 8:09am
The Cranky Product Manager
Yeah, yeah, the Cranky Product Manager is wicked delinquent in posting Part 3 by the Cranky Marketer. You remember the Cranky Marketer, don’t you? ...
Geoffrey Anderson
Geoffrey Anderson
Fire that bozo, the Cranky marketer
July 15 at 6:43pm
Eric
Eric
Fell asleep somewhere around the first mention of Magic Quadrant
July 15 at 6:49pm
The Cranky Product Manager
The Cranky Sales Engineer swears that the next marketing person who flies into town and plunks himself down in the CSE’s cube and asks, “So what deals are you working on with my product?” will be boiled in his own bullshit. The CSE does not need a marketing funnel hawk. Funn...
The Cranky Product Manager
You “regular” people will probably never understand this, but it is TOUGH TOUGH TOUGH being a fictional product management celebrity. (Please, cry for me, Argentina.) For one, the paparazzi never leave you alone. Se...
The Cranky Product Manager
The Cranky Sales Engineer has botched his Facebook username and is doomed to live with the error forever as there is no delete, no backspace, no rename, and no access to customer support. He blames product marketing. What kind of idiot creates a product that assumes 100% accuracy from its users...
The Cranky Product Manager
OK, everyone. The Cranky Product Manager wants you all to get up and sing. SING, DAMMIT, SING. Because the Cranky Product Manager is now officially THREE years old. OK, three years old plus 4 days. The CPM is a little bit late with her own birthday - this blog was born on June 11, 2006...
The Cranky Product Manager
The Cranky Product Manager
Thanks to Midlakewinter for the link to this very-funny-but-in-an-uncomfortable-kind-of-way video, entitled the Enlightened Stupid Marketer...
The Cranky Product Manager
About The Cranky Product Manager Founded in 2006, The Cranky Product Manager (aka CPM) is a leading provider of world class, robust, scalable, and market leading content that help product professionals unlock value and position themselves for success in the marketplace...
The Cranky Product Manager
About The Cranky Product Manager Founded in 2006, The Cranky Product Manager (aka CPM) is a leading provider of world class, robust, scalable, and market leading content that help product professionals unlock value and position themselves for success in the marketplace...