The Daily Liar

The Daily Liar - The UK's #1 Tabloid News Source offering political, sports, entertainment and world news as well as horoscopes and Agony Aunt letters.

The Daily Liar - The UK's #1 Tabloid News Source offering political, sports, entertainment and world news as well as horoscopes and Agony Aunt letters.

The Daily Liar - The UK's #1 Tabloid News Source offering political, sports, entertainment and world news as well as horoscopes and Agony Aunt letters.

The Daily Liar - The UK's #1 Tabloid News Source offering political, sports, entertainment and world news as well as horoscopes and Agony Aunt letters.

The Daily Liar - The UK's #1 Tabloid News Source offering political, sports, entertainment and world news as well as horoscopes and Agony Aunt letters.

The Daily Liar - The UK's #1 Tabloid News Source offering political, sports, entertainment and world news as well as horoscopes and Agony Aunt letters.

A terrified Sue Barker had to be escorted by police from the BBC’s studio at Wimbledon today, after a frantic and drooling Sir Cliff Richard tried to gain access to the room she was working in through the air vents.

A Californian outlet of Taco Bell inducted its newest employee today, putting Mexican immigrant Miguel Jackson, 50, through his paces in an effort to ensure that he knows exactly what to do when customers ask him to shovel beef into a corn shell.

Dr Klaus Martin of the University of Berlin outlined his radical new theory regarding obesity today, stating in this week’s New Scientist that the condition is most likely a direct result of an over-consumption of fat, sugar and protein rather than being an inherent physical characteristic.

Gordon Brown hired a new personal advisor this week in an attempt to reverse his declining popularity with voters, enlisting the services of an intimidatingly wise looking old barn owl called 'Thatcher', who was seen perched upon the Prime Minister’s shoulder during this week’s PMQ’s.

Police were called to the hill-top home of millionaire tycoon Scrooge McDuck yesterday, following a call to police thought to have been made by one of his three nephews which seemed to suggest that McDuck was holding them there against their will.

Nick Griffin, leader of the British National Party, added his voice today to the growing number of calls from MPs for Gordon Brown to step down, when he claimed in a speech at Burnley’s town hall that the Prime Minister was “No Hitler”.

Fabio Capello and Sir Alex Ferguson were among the guests at St James’ Park today for the unveiling of what had been billed as an exciting new football opportunity, but which later turned out to be ‘an exciting new Michael Owen opportunity’ instead.

American actress Demi Moore was said to be devastated yesterday after it was revealed that her marriage to Ashton Kutcher was in fact a ludicrously drawn out episode of his hit MTV show Punk'd.