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The Dead Pool I know a guy named Will.
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Yeah, yeah. Long time no blog. Look, I’ve been busy so how about you get off me? You think with my meager amount of free time, I’m going to spend it generating ha-ha’s for you feebs?
The Dead Pool I occasionally care about things that aren't me.
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The Dead Pool Me vs. 120 beers. In 12 days. Can I do it?
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A wise man (Bill, the guy who sits next to me) once told me (five minutes ago) that a man has to have goals in life. We were discussing the Bukowski Six-Month Club.
The Dead Pool The other half of my weekend: Saturday.
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I’ve been waking up earlier on Saturdays, which is slightly disconcerting for me because it means I’m getting older. And getting older means the two things I used to be able to do in bed for a long time, now happen for shorter durations and with less satisfaction. ...
The Dead Pool Friday night was a good night.
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Friday night I went out to People’s – which reminds me, their website needs more bells and whistles… maybe a blog? – where I sat in the corner like the alcoholic trainee that I am and watched the Celtics lose to the Phoenix Suns with some dude named Chris from Arizona. ...
The Dead Pool I got complaints that I didn't write the cougar story. So here is the cougar story.
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But first – and this is my real reason for writing this besides the fact that, fuck me, its 9:23 in the morning and I’m stuck in this goddamn cubicle AGAIN – does anyone else get the ...
The Dead Pool I spilled beer on myself and got mauled by cougars.
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Right now its 8:30 at night, which is to say it’s 3:30 in the afternoon. I ate lunch 4 hours ago, which roughly how many hours it screwed up my internal clock. Apparently a fifteen minute deviation from my “routine” results in a one hour drag in my brain. ...
The Dead Pool Weekend Recap - Halloween edition.
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Automated calling systems should be outlawed. ESPECIALLY for political campaigns. I mean, you're too busy to call yourself? Yeah right. 2hoursago
Brea
Just hanging out with my gf heather and we finished reading your post about your epic battle with the stapler. I'm sorry to hear that you inevitibliy lost!!! We were rolling on the ground laughin our asses off!! "You know the kind of failed staple attempt that looks like what a car
crash would look like if we drove stap...les instead of Chevy Malibu’s
with cracks in the fender and a giant dent in the side because your
younger brother gets confused with the workings of the brake and the
accelerator?" OMFG. HILARIOUS.Read More
crash would look like if we drove stap...les instead of Chevy Malibu’s
with cracks in the fender and a giant dent in the side because your
younger brother gets confused with the workings of the brake and the
accelerator?" OMFG. HILARIOUS.Read More
The Dead Pool My battle with a stapler.
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RT @DrColtCabana: News Alert: Dude at my gym in Tapout Shirt, Fohawk, and giant tribal tattoo to replace Lesnar at UFC 106 18hoursago
The Dead Pool My weekend recap. It was a damn good weekend.
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Best text ever?: "Where did I go wrong in life that I find myself jealous of Vinny Mannering?" 58minutesago
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I don’t like to endorse political candidates, mostly because at some level they are all exactly the same, its just a matter of who they’re pandering to this week. On top of that, I have as much political sway as a tree frog, but – hey – I’ve got a blog. ...
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I’ve been the drizzling shits at updating The Dead Pool recently. It’s partially because my hours in hell just got upped, and partially because the client in aforementioned hell has outlawed Internet use by the consultants. ...
The Dead Pool I have a little too much with a Facebook scammer.
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Today, I got to work and locked my keys in my car. But that’s neither here nor there because I don’t to explain how I managed to lock them not only in the car, and not only in the trunk, but in the dead hooker’s hollowed out kidney in the trunk of the car. ...
