Sorry I missed the show. Heard RAVES!

Do you have any more of those USB drives with your music?

AMAZING show last night! All that, and I am the first kid on my block to have the USB version of Boy Wonder! The sizzling sound you hear is the sh*t hotness of this item lighting the fires of jealousy in all those around me.

Serious Musician experiences in you near future:
-underwear thrown on stage
-clean underwear thrown on stage that you are not afraid to pick up
-review of your show or album containing the phrase "Tour de Force"
-stage-diving (fans, not you)
-catcalls suggesting you are wearing too much clothing
-catcalls suggesting you are running a fever
-catcalls of the above-mentioned types, now called out by (a) people you do not know who are also (b) members of the gender you prefer
-fans ecstatically spasming in front row with such zeal, you consider calling paramedics
-first scary stalker fan (preferably repressed, vaguely goth)
-first scary stalker fan with tattoo of your band's name on his or her body (oversized, sweaty, not goth)
-first stalker fan with tattoo of your band's name in an intimate location which you can be induced to examine up close (note: in sober light of day, it is revealed to be a temporary tattoo)
-first BIG tour through cities with names people recognize!

Kick some stringed sonic sphincter up there, folks!
Apologies the flight schedule was literally not possible. :(