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The Electric Grandmother The Story of a Pregnant Man

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Last night, my wife and I watched a movie called Junior, which detailed a story about a pregnant man and his experiences. The man becamepregnantby Danny Devito, who injected his abdomen with fertilized egg called “Junior.” He got the egg from a woman who didn’tknowabout it. ...
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The Electric Grandmother November single - download now! Prolly won't be monthly for now on. New album prolly March 2010. Prolly. I ran over a woman with my car for being too "Westernized."

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This one should be pretty self-explanatory. It’s about my wife, and how she’s trouble with a capital T. What can I do? She’s trouble, so ya better look out. Look out for the trouble. Here comes trouble.
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One summer while I was visiting my cousin in Washington DC, I found this strange homemade cassette tape near his television that read BUFFER ZONE. I asked him what it was, and he said it was his friend’s band in which he was the drummer. ...
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The Electric Grandmother The Kid that Pulls his Pants all the Way Down to go to the Bathroom

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Everyone knows that I have obnoxious bathroom habits; I use too much soap, I blow my nose really loud, and I do that thing where you grab the door handle with a towel so you don’t get germs on your hand. ...
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The Electric Grandmother Review of "The Funhouse"

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While all you pussies went out this weekend to see Paranormal Activity, my wife and I stayed in andwatchedThe Funhouse, a rumpus horror rompus from 1981.
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The Electric Grandmother How much does your band cost?

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The Electric Grandmother A loving tribute to the late Balloon Boy

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We miss you, balloon boy. Please come home soon. We don’t know why you got into that balloon, but know that we care. We care for you. And we want you to take care when you’re up in the balloon, chasing your dream.
Eric Ext
Eric Ext
this kinda brings to mind a certain sick little boy in Scotland....
October 16 at 5:15pm
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Oooh, that kid is sick. Sick sick sick. This is a hoax.
October 17 at 7:12pm
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The Electric Grandmother Interview with a Bowl of Oatmeal - 05/07/09 http://electricgrandmother.com/?p=286

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OM: I’m partial to NBC, they have great programming. I’ve been really intoChucklately, and I thinkParks and Recreationdefinitely has promise.They just need to hang in there.
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The Electric Grandmother Dedicated to all the little Aurora-ites.

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I flashed back to the sceneover the weekend while we were out at the Columbus Gallery Hop gettin’ snooty with the art. This group of 14-15 year olds shrieked and made a scene while crossing the street, and stared impatiently at a line of stupid adults waiting for ice cream. ...
Ben
Ben
I too, am astounded by our (mostly Petes) behavior. In a way, I feel sort of responsible for Petes direction in life - he was a nice, nerdy kid when I met him. Anywayz... I'm now the big old stupid adult who is an asshole to kids that make lots of noises. I chased the kids that rang my doorbell and ran, for two blocks - heckling the whole way "I'm ... Read Moreright behind you - I'm right behind you!" Old-man Boysza can still run, and the neighborhood kids fear me - especially the ones down at our private lake that I yelled at for clogging my fountain I was restoring. Some won't look me in the eyes, and my oldest son tells me that they're all afraid of me. Good, now maybe they won't grow up like Pete.
October 6 at 8:28am
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The Electric Grandmother
HAHA! All your fault, old man Boyza. If it makes you feel any better, I'm probably nicer now than I was then.

We were a bad influence on each other, I just was more psychotic for some reason. I think you were with me on that Merry-Go-Round, and maybe Mikey was there that day too. I make it a point not to use names on the ol' blog, but I'll incriminate you here! Hehe.
October 6 at 9:13am
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The Electric Grandmother October Single of the Month! Download now!

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Here's a song that was in the works for a couple years, my wife never thought it'd see the light of day, but here it is. A loving tribute to the early-90's TV show called Dinosaurs. The show was a definite ...
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The Electric Grandmother
Wow. Yet another digi-music service. How do you like it?
September 30 at 8:31pm
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The Electric Grandmother True story about the time I called Tori from Saved By the Bell.

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In or around 1999, I discovered the ability to look up people by their phone number via Yahoo!, and assorted services of the like. I tried looking up a few famous people, but got no useable results. I ...
Elena
Elena
i take offense to that, DD doesn't deserve the title of nerd.
September 30 at 7:13am
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The Electric Grandmother finally got a chance to upload some more tunes. Check out "Tom's Girl" and "I Just Visited" if you would, you prolly ain't heard 'em in a while or ever.

September 29 at 6:52pm
Crys
Crys
You're wrong, sir. I listened to "Tom's Girl" this very morning.
September 29 at 10:23pm
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The Electric Grandmother
They call me "Mr. Wrong"
September 30 at 6:59am
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