The Electric Grandmother Metal: Journey of a Scared Wuss
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Never in my life have I cared for Heavy Metal music, but I’ve always had a fascination with the genre, especially the super scary stuff. When I was young, my mom showed me this book about Satanism written from aChristianviewpoint that she had borrowed from the library. ...
The Electric Grandmother Why so serious?
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I really enjoy listening to the first three Rancid albums. They remind me of being a rabble rousing teenager with angst in my pants. But even as a teenager, cracks began to show for me during their …And ...
The Electric Grandmother Balloon Boy: The Conclusion
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Leave these poor people alone. Their son flew away in a balloon, for fuck’s sake. At least they thought he did. It turns out that the young boy had lied to them. He was hiding in the barn the whole time. ...
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I saw this promo picture on Last FM this morning. So now The Killers are a 70’s glam-band? I always hated these guys’ fucking guts, but this has gone too far. Last album they weremustachioedhipsters. ...
The Electric Grandmother The Story of a Pregnant Man
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Last night, my wife and I watched a movie called Junior, which detailed a story about a pregnant man and his experiences. The man becamepregnantby Danny Devito, who injected his abdomen with fertilized egg called “Junior.” He got the egg from a woman who didn’tknowabout it. ...
The Electric Grandmother November single - download now! Prolly won't be monthly for now on. New album prolly March 2010. Prolly. I ran over a woman with my car for being too "Westernized."
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This one should be pretty self-explanatory. It’s about my wife, and how she’s trouble with a capital T. What can I do? She’s trouble, so ya better look out. Look out for the trouble. Here comes trouble.
The Electric Grandmother BUFFER ZONE
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One summer while I was visiting my cousin in Washington DC, I found this strange homemade cassette tape near his television that read BUFFER ZONE. I asked him what it was, and he said it was his friend’s band in which he was the drummer. ...
The Electric Grandmother The Kid that Pulls his Pants all the Way Down to go to the Bathroom
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Everyone knows that I have obnoxious bathroom habits; I use too much soap, I blow my nose really loud, and I do that thing where you grab the door handle with a towel so you don’t get germs on your hand. ...
The Electric Grandmother Review of "The Funhouse"
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While all you pussies went out this weekend to see Paranormal Activity, my wife and I stayed in andwatchedThe Funhouse, a rumpus horror rompus from 1981.
The Electric Grandmother A loving tribute to the late Balloon Boy
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We miss you, balloon boy. Please come home soon. We don’t know why you got into that balloon, but know that we care. We care for you. And we want you to take care when you’re up in the balloon, chasing your dream.
The Electric Grandmother Interview with a Bowl of Oatmeal - 05/07/09 http://electricgrandmother.com/?p=286
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OM: I’m partial to NBC, they have great programming. I’ve been really intoChucklately, and I thinkParks and Recreationdefinitely has promise.They just need to hang in there.
The Electric Grandmother Dedicated to all the little Aurora-ites.
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I flashed back to the sceneover the weekend while we were out at the Columbus Gallery Hop gettin’ snooty with the art. This group of 14-15 year olds shrieked and made a scene while crossing the street, and stared impatiently at a line of stupid adults waiting for ice cream. ...
The Electric Grandmother October Single of the Month! Download now!
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Here's a song that was in the works for a couple years, my wife never thought it'd see the light of day, but here it is. A loving tribute to the early-90's TV show called Dinosaurs. The show was a definite ...
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