The Future Kings of Nowhere
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Members:
Present: Shayne O'Neill

Past: Mike Hacker, Jon Kornicki, Spencer Lee, Dave Yarwood, Ben Carr, Kym Register, Catherine Edgerton, Colin Booy, Dan Kinney, Liam O'Neill, Matt Surgeson, Dan Streib
Genre:
acousticore
Hometown:
Durham, NC
Record Label:
307 Knox
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The Future Kings of Nowhere

The Future Kings of Nowhere A little holiday treat for y'all from last year's Trekky XMas Special. Be sure to view in HD for best sound quality. Satan Baby!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWbouHBL924

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Trekky Records Christmas at the Cradle 15 Dec 2008
Justin Deffenbaugh
Justin Deffenbaugh
Sounds good. Care to post to the lyrics?
December 10 at 10:14am
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The Future Kings of Nowhere
The lyrics are kinda of hard to make out. Here they are, with thanks and apologies to Eartha Kitt (RIP).

Satan baby, leave a dead cat under the tree for me.
I've been an awful good girl.
Satan baby, oh hurry down the chimney tonight.... See More

Satan honey, a couple pints of bourbon would help my head.
You don't know the hell I live
Satan honey, yeah hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the fun I've missed.
Think of all the boys that I haven't kissed.
I could be good all next year
If you'd fulfill my Christmas wish.

Satan cutie, I need a couple thousand - I'm in a pinch.
I spent my roll on women and gin.
Satan cutie, oh hurry down the chimney tonight.

Satan sweetie, be a darling and bring some blow.
I'd love a couple kilos of some fresh snow.
We'll go zooming up the chimney tonight!

Satan honey, I'm sorry that I left the fire going.
I thought the flames would make you feel more at home.
Let's not argue anymore, it's Christmas Eve.

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With a couple presents bought at Tiffany's.
I really do believe in you.
Let's see if you believe in me.

Satan baby, you're everything that makes Christmas good.
I would have Christmas all the time if I could.
Satan baby, oh hurry down the chimney tonight.
Oh hurry down the chimney tonight.
Oh hurry down the chimney tonight.
Yeah hurry down the chimney tonight.
December 10 at 1:19pm
Magician Michael Casey

Magician Michael Casey  I had no idea new Music Monday would bear bad news. My friend Shayne O'Neill, of The Future Kings of Nowhere just announced today that he has Stage IV Lymphoma. He was one of the first people, years ago, to jump on a Magic Monday, and I've loved him ever since. This is probably my favorite song of theirs. Buy a record, and enjoy the song.

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November 30 at 4:58am
The Future Kings of Nowhere

The Future Kings of Nowhere Bad news about the near future for FKoN. http://www.thefuturekings.com/

See you when I'm better.

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Last week I went into the hospital thinking I had pneumonia and found out that I actually have Stage IV Lymphoma – cancer. Chances are good that I won’t be playing music for a while, as I go through the chemotherapy treatment and the sickness that will go along with it. ...
Gary Deen
Gary Deen
We're very sorry to hear this. Stage IV sounds frightening. Keep looking up because attitude is still the best medicine.
November 30 at 2:19pm
Jennifer
Jennifer
Our thoughts and prayers are with you Shayne! Jenn Kornicki Hogshead
December 9 at 5:23am
Amy

Amy the new demo is fantastic i can't wait for the album... Any shows coming up for the holidays???

November 25 at 8:23am · Report
Gabriel Levi

Gabriel Levi What is the name of the whistle sounding instrument in 10 simple murders?

November 15 at 2:00pm · Report
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The Future Kings of Nowhere
It's a musical saw.
November 16 at 4:15pm
Brooke Evans

Brooke Evans woww, I LOVE you guys!!!
greattt job

November 14 at 5:58pm · Report
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November 17 at 5:03pm
The Future Kings of Nowhere

The Future Kings of Nowhere Tonight at DPAC! 10pm!

November 5 at 12:07pm
Eric Chen
Eric Chen
AWESOME SET! come back and play again soon. yall are tight.
November 6 at 11:19am
Travis Calvin

Travis Calvin You guys are amazing and need to come to Kansas

November 1 at 1:12pm · Report
The Future Kings of Nowhere

The Future Kings of Nowhere On stage at The Durham Performing Arts Center as part of Troika Music Festival:

Bowerbirds (www.myspace.com/bowerbirds)
The Future Kings of Nowhere (www.myspace.com/thefuturekings)
Humble Tripe (www.myspace.com/shawnluby)
Ghost Cats (www.myspace.com/ghostcatsofthesouth)

Time:8:00PM Thursday, November 5th
Location:DPAC
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The Future Kings of Nowhere FKoN in Durham soon (Nov. 5th with The Bowerbirds) - http://vimeo.com/7282581

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TROIKA MUSIC FESTIVAL Durham, NC November 5,6,7 A promotional video and guide to the 2009 festival. Shot and edited by Christine Mallia Additional footage by Alex Nathan and Ryan Sweeney Special thanks ...
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The Future Kings of Nowhere will be playing live on WNYU at 1pm today.

October 21 at 7:43am
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The Future Kings of Nowhere
So sorry, it was actually a pre-record for a station in Ontario. I didn't find out til I got there. The DJ seemed pretty surprised by it too. I'll let you know when it airs.
October 21 at 11:54am
Trisch

Trisch hey...we miss you dear friend.

October 15 at 8:12am · Report
The Future Kings of Nowhere

The Future Kings of Nowhere Woah, we'll be playing at DPAC on Nov. 5th. How crazy is that? http://music.mync.com/2009/10/troika-reveals-backstage-at-the-dpac/

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Troika is set to span nine stages over three days throughout Durham, and today the organizers announced the final stage of the event
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The Future Kings of Nowhere Playing tonight in Wilson, NC at the House of Yerkes.

September 25 at 11:58am
Abbi Pittman

Abbi Pittman Did I hear you guys on 88.1?

Coulda sworn I did.

September 24 at 5:17pm · Report
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The Future Kings of Nowhere
Chances are good. Those folks are rad about promoting local music.
September 25 at 11:57am