The Hazzards

Triskelion's famous benefit performance and auction.
A pagan orgy of food, wine, sacrafice and entertainment
to benefit Triskelion Arts

Saturday, December 13th, 2008. 7pm

$25 at the door commits you to unlimited beer, wine, feasting and intoxicating entertainment, plus your very own paddle to do with what you will!

Perfor...mances and appearances by:
the Hazzards
robbinschilds
Cirque This
Abby Bender Schmantze Theatre
From the desk of Sarah Seely
Millie Vanilla
Chris Rozzi

Our auction emceed by Andy Dickerson and Abby Bender
Amazing stuff for your holiday shopping or personal pleasure: unique services, vacation getaways, high fashion, show tickets, fine art and photography, coffee table books, health and fitness packages, and other treats beyond your wildest dreams!

Schedule of Events:
7-pm Eating, drinking, schmoozing and perusal of goods
8pm Dance, Music and Comedy performances
9pm Let the bidding begin--It's auction time!

Bring your checkbook, your friends, and a sense of hedonism and humor to support Triskelion's future. Your participation makes a huge difference.
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That's right kitty-cats, Liam McEneaney is heading overseas to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, and we're throwing a little Fundraiser, and we're hoping to raise just enough money that he can get there, but not quite enough that he can get a return ticket.

This is going to be one of the best TYF!s to date, and Time Out NY... has called this one of the week's Best Bets. Don't miss it, and don't be late!

ADMISSION: $10.00

WITH:
JOHN OLIVER
is a correspondent for "The Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart," and has been seen doing standup on "Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien" and his one-hour special for Comedy Central, "John Oliver: Terrifying Times"

TODD BARRY
from his two "Comedy Central Presents: Todd Barry" 1/2-hour specials, his latest album on Comedy Central Records "From Heaven," and his multiple appearances on "Late Show w/ David Letterman," "Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien," and just about every TV show that's ever had standup comedians as guests

WYATT CENAC
is the newest correspondent for "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart"; also, he is starring in something called "Untitled Kanye West HBO Project"

THE HAZZARDS
have appeared on Comedy Central's "The World Stands Up," have charted with their song "Gay Boyfriend," have performed at the Steve Martin Kennedy Center Honors, and recently released their first full-length album, "Secrets"

AND MUSICAL GUEST:
The Fools - a real Tell Your Friends! favorite

OUR HOUSE BAND: (Ann from) A Brief View of the Hudson!Read More

oin us for this ultra special Tell Your Friends! Don't believe us? Just check out this incredible lineup. And don't forget to come early to save yourself a seat and enjoy $3 Happy Hour drinks at the bar.


June 30th

HOSTED BY: Josh Comers

WITH:

John Fugelsang
is the son of an ex nun and Franciscan brother, a former VH1 VJ an...d host of America's Funniest Home Videos, has had over 20 appearances on Bill Maher's Politically Incorrect, and won countless of comedy awards for his stand up and one-man show, "All the Wrong Reasons"

Ted Alexandro
has appeared on two "Comedy Central Presents" 1/2-hour specials, "The Late Show w/ David Letterman," "Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien," and "Jimmy Kimmel Live!"

The Hazzards
who have appeared on Comedy Central's "The World Stands Up," have charted with their song "Gay Boyfriend," have performed at the Steve Martin Kennedy Center Honors, and recently released their first full-length album, "Secrets"

Jamie Kilstein
has appeared at the Montreal Comedy Festival and the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, and received four stars from The Scotsman

MUSICAL GUEST: Pete Fitzpatrick - formerly of the band Clem Snide

HOUSE BAND: A Brief View of the Hudson

TELL YOUR FRIENDS!
Mondays at:
The Lolita Bar
266 Broome St.
(corner of Allen St.)
8:00pm - FREERead More