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After Sunday's 20-point loss to the Cardinals, Bears fans are wondering how coach Lovie Smith gets his team ready for a game: Halas Hall sack races, changing Tommie Harris' diaper and 13 more.

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The improved play of wide receiver Devin Hester has helped the Bears offense vertically stretch the field this season, yet the speedster's punt returns continue to take him backwards, sideline-to-sideline and beyond.

The Heckler Not looking too good these days...
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I have no idea what strange transformation Mr. Sosa is going through, but it's obvious that, yes, something is seriously messed up with Slammin' Sammy's pigmentation.

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The U.S. Census Bureau released a report today estimating that Brian Urlacher's season-ending wrist injury will be directly responsible for a 37 percent rise in the population due to the additional time the linebacker can spend impregnating women.

The Heckler Not too early to think about The Heckler's 2010 Spring Training trip. You and your friends should join.

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Cubs owner Tom Ricketts is a longtime fan of his new ballclub, a fact that doesn't sit well with crosstown front office man Jerry Reinsdorf.

The Heckler Funny because it's true...
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Video description: Jason Jones and John Oliver are there as New York and Philadelphia supporters battle it out for the title of American Sports' Douchiest Fans.

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Sunday marked the 10th anniversary of Walter Payton's untimely passing and an end to the disagreement over a proposed Soldier Field statue of the legendary running back. The Bears aren't happy about it as the statue now stands in the field of play.

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Bulls coach Vinny Del Negro scored 33 points and added 12 assists to lead an 85-79 win over the Spurs of the National Basketball Senior League in the team's season opener on Thursday.

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Penn State will be led by a vision-impaired Joe Paterno against Northwestern this weekend after NASA used one of his thick eyeglass lenses to replace the damaged Hubble telescope.

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Longtime Cubs staffers today learned the hard way that Tom Ricketts is a fan of the show "Entourage," specifically the Ari Gold character who this season let staffers at a newly acquired company know they were fired by blasting them with a paintball gun.

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Even when dressed up for Halloween, Ronnie Woo-Woo Wickers can't shake his Cubs' superfan persona. Here he is as Count Woo-Woo at Harry Caray's Halloween bash last year.

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Longtime Bulls fan Joe Chomisecki admitted he couldn’t actually name either of the team's selections from June's NBA draft, despite his claims to the contrary.

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Longtime North Side fans won't be surprised to learn that another "Cubbie occurrence" struck their favorite team earlier this week when Tom Ricketts was badly hurt after taking a spill walking to work on the first day as the new Cubs' owner.
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