
Becky So long and thanks for all the fish. :)

Joe Brown Lundy Just another night here in Alabama of smashing my brain out with a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick

Anna Karaulanova
This planet has — or rather had — a problem, which was this: most of the
people on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were
suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the
movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it
wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

Hank Nelson There is a finite probability that you will request to be on my friend list.

Tj Schreiber mavin isn't parnoid just depressed, if you all ready no this, sorry for boring you

Paul Bisesi The knack to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Terrance Smith Anybody seen my towel. It's soaked with beer. I lost it after I drank a pan-galactic-garblaster.

Morgan Kudera There is no chair! There's only a rock!!

Tim Thayer
The best drink in existence is the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. The
effect of drinking one of these is rather like having your brains smashed
out with a slice of lemon, wrapped around a large gold brick.

Pyro Aop ok, i gotta ask, wtf is the profile picture?? is that a new omnibus? looks SHITE, and why does it have "young zaphod plays it safe" and NO mention of "mostly harmless"??

Daniel Adams Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Jonathan N. Brunke I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side.

Duncan McCarthy Here i am brain the size of a planet












